Saving For Arraignment Day

Narrator:The narrator's opening monologue: 'the one son who had no choice but to keep them all together'

Lucille · Michael:Family pageant critique: 'A little more Magnum, PI, a little less Higgins'

Lucille · Michael:Stan Sitwell's eyebrow: 'Oh, for God sakes. Is that Stan Sitwell's eyebrow? I... I just told him he didn't leave it here!'

Gob · Mimi (Grandmother):'I'm Gob.' / 'Uh... Why did you name him that?'

Lucille · Grandmother Mimi:Lucille to her mother: 'You don't need to come in here and criticize my children in the middle of a pageant. We're...'

Lucille · Grandmother Mimi · Narrator:'You never let me wear the sash when I was little.' / 'Oh, please, you were never little.' / 'Your mother was never little.'

Lucille · Grandmother Mimi:Trophy dispute: 'We already have a trophy for the winner. It has a little magician on it.' / 'They didn't have one with a boy doing push-ups.'

Grandmother Mimi · Narrator:Grandmother's prize reveal: 'It's an all-expense paid cruise... with her grandmother.'

Grandmother Mimi · Lucille:'You know, I've been in the house five minutes. You haven't even offered me so much as a pitcher of martinis.' / 'I'll make two.'

Grandmother Mimi:Jack dumped Grandmother: 'He says he wants to start a clean slate on his 80th birthday.'

Grandmother Mimi:'My God, when he was three years old, you still had him on a leash! I said, She's gonna make a murderer out of that one.'

Grandmother Mimi · Narrator:'And I can be a judge.' / 'Never too early to get Buster used to being in front of a judge.'

Narrator · George Sr. · Lucille:Narrator: 'George Sr. and Lucille entered a courtroom that abounded with memories of Bluth family get-togethers.'

George Sr. · Lucille · CJ (bailiff):The bailiff Chuck / 'You used to catch him when he'd run.' / 'Actually, I'm Chuck's son.' / 'Your parents must be so proud.'

CJ (bailiff) · George Sr.:'Well, why don't I just chain your boy to the bench here?' / 'That would be fine. Thank you.'

Lucille · George Sr.:Lucille to George Sr.: 'At least I came to your trial. For mine, you were too busy juicing it up with that woman you probably pushed...'

Buster · Lucille:Buster growing dreadlocks: 'I'm growing dreads, Mother. Dreads right out of my head.' / 'Just because you have an African-American left hand, all of a sudden you're Ray Charles?'

Lucille:'And I thought you Alibabaed one that was less... threatening.'

Barry Zuckerkorn:Barry arrives: 'Oh, no, no, no, no. I'm just here as a fan. And for the referral fee.'

Barry Zuckerkorn · George Sr.:Barry: 'Shouldn't you be working on the wall?' / George Sr.: 'Uh, you know what? I want to... I want to take a step back. I want to let my son flap his wings a bit.' / 'Oh, God. Did he take another swing at you?' / 'No, that... that's not what he did.'

Narrator:...the Guilty Guys. Very expensive but very, very good, especially if you're guilty.

Narrator:Narrator recap of plot: 'They're going to be mildly displeased.' (describing Chinese investors' reaction to Michael spending their money)

Narrator:The Guilty Guys — introduced as a law firm whose record was 'so unblemished,' they were the subject of a Netflix reality show 'abandoned early on as not being binge-worthy'

Barry Zuckerkorn:Barry: 'I'm gonna go in the hall and see if they're here.' / 'I'm gonna try and get a selfie with the G-Man.'

Lucille · George Sr. · Lucille:Oh, God. Did he take another swing at you? / No, that... that's not what he did. / George Michael fired you? / That is what he did.

Gob:Gob explaining the severed foot: 'Yeah. Although they call it a mum.' / 'Mum's the word for severed human foot in Chinese.'

Gob:Gob's monologue: 'You know what? Like, call me after you've been lured down to a rock quarry, and someone threatens to ruin your magic career if you go to gay conversion therapy, and it works.'

Lucille:Lucille: 'Well, having a child try to embarrass you is part of parenting, sweetheart.' / 'Mine's chained to a bench. So, in that sense, he's an overachiever.'

CJ (bailiff) · Judge · Lucille:The Guilty Guys arrive and the bailiff CJ announces: 'All rise for the Guilty Guys.' / 'CJ, you don't have to...' / 'Okay, great. Now I can't see.'

Guilty Guy lawyer · Judge · George Sr. · Lucille · Michael:Guilty Guys plead 'guilty' for Buster

Judge Spencer Stanley · Michael:Judge's speech interrupted: 'it is not often in the course of a jurisprudence career that a judge has the... I want to say privilege...' / 'Sorry. Did... Did they say guilty?'

Judge:Look at that. There is always a guy who wants to know what's going on. It's why I could never go to the movies with my father.

Narrator:Narrator: 'Look at that. There is always a guy who wants to know what's going on. It's why I could never go to the movies with my father.'

Guilty Guys lawyer:'Hello? Not!' / 'We'd like to plead not guilty, Your Honor.'

Guilty Guys lawyer · Barry Zuckerkorn:Guilty Guy: 'Not guilty? You hired us to plead not guilty?' / 'Well, that's a first.'

Barry Zuckerkorn:Barry: 'I thought I told you that if I was guilty, then I would hire these guys, 'cause they get the best sentences.'

Guilty Guys lawyers · Judge · George Sr.:Guilty Guys sidebar: 'Yeah, we're out. We just can't...' / 'Really?' / 'We can't defend their son. Bye.' / 'Yes! Yes! We did it! They're out.'

Barry Zuckerkorn:Barry describes DA Lottie Dottie: 'She has never lost a case. Well, just once. But then, her ex was the opposing counsel.'

Lucille · George Sr.:Lucille: 'I'll let him move in. That's what he wants.' / George Sr.: 'No, no, no, no. You're so close to ending it with him. I mean, I... You don't want to be leading him on.'

George Sr. · Narrator (or Michael):George Sr.: 'So that's my choice? Between my wife and my son?' / 'Isn't that the worst? Especially when you're checking into a hotel.' / 'Here's my advice. Always say that he's your wife, 'cause they never have the balls to check.'

Narrator:Narrator: 'I'm out of context again, aren't I?'

Maeby · George Michael:Maeby's Mrs. Featherbottom story: '...she meant makeup, not backup person, and then go on to brag that, for four years, she blew three men five times a day'

George Michael:George Michael: 'Oh, yeah. Yeah, we had to do some crazy vote-out thing where he... he forgot how voting worked. He voted for himself.'

George Michael · Narrator:George Michael: 'there was something else... afoot.' (while discussing the severed foot threat)

Maeby · George Michael:Maeby: 'You sound just like a slightly self-aware Aunt Lindsay.' / George Michael: 'Well, you sound just like a minimally-woke Uncle Michael.'

Maeby · George Michael:Maeby: 'Fine. Abandon your morals. Build your dumb wall. Appease your dumb guilt at firing your father because of his dumb investment. It's not dumb. He's the only person who ever believed in this company. Which isn't real, so that makes it dumb.'

Maeby · George Michael:Maeby: 'But, hey, maybe you can get those dumb attorneys from that short Netflix show that's not on the air anymore.' / George Michael: 'They canceled that?'

Lucille:I will not let this DA take my job.

Dusty Radler · Lucille:Dusty: 'I think you're a very caring mother. In fact, I'll go one step further. I think this is how a mother's supposed to act.'

Dusty Radler · Lucille:Dusty: 'She's not as sweet as she seems, is she?' / 'Trust me, it's all an act. She's not even interested in children. Well, maybe, like, babies, but that's weird, because who likes babies?' / Lucille: 'Mm, especially in the early years, I know.'

Dusty Radler · Lucille:Dusty: 'I can't wait to see her face when she learns that you're the one I'm with now. Believe me, I even wanted to lie and tell her things had gotten sexual with us, but... I didn't want to make things weird.'

Lucille · Dusty Radler:Lucille: 'You don't have to tell her about us. I mean, I'm old enough to be your mother.' / Dusty: 'Right. That's why I chose the word weird.'

Dusty Radler:Dusty: 'But maybe that's why I've been eager to move in with you.'

Lucille · Dusty Radler:Lucille: 'I wouldn't change a thing, and of course, you'll need to cut your hair.' / Dusty: 'Oh, that'll make her totally crazy.' / 'Yeah. She could never get me to do that.'

Michael:Michael: 'They're gonna do one of their slimy cheat-the-system shortcuts that never works instead of postponing the trial?'

Michael:Michael: 'I even had to use my show business connections to get a film crew to rent out the cottage for a couple of days... and that was the real payment, just to see her reaction to a boom operator standing on her bed, it was worth it.'

Michael:Allegedly.

Michael · Narrator:Michael has been ignoring Lucille 2's calls, believing she disappeared — then realizes the voicemails are all about the same topic and erases them: 'Uh, I guess I erased them. Yeah, fine. Sure, we'll try it your way.'

George Michael · Gob:George Michael trying to get Gob's attention while Gob is listening to music: '♪ Who's gonna tell you when... ♪' / 'Yes? Oh, I just... Yep. Just...'

Gob:Gob: 'If there are gonna be as many people there as you think, I gotta put on a goddamn show. A magic show... from me.'

Gob:If there are gonna be as many people there as you think, I gotta put on a goddamn show. A magic show... from me.

Gob:Gob: 'Except for a very few specific moments where we need them to look away, so I can do the little tricky part.'

Gob · Narrator:Gob and narrator simultaneously: '...the gay Mafia.' / '...the gay Mafia.'

Narrator · Gob:Narrator: 'Gob would leave the office three minutes later.'

George Sr. · Lucille:I thought you wanted me to pre-tie his tie. / He's not here. He ran off. He's flipping out.

Dusty:Ah, I hate it! I just wasted an hour and a half working on an opening joke, till I realized that it's from Fast and Furious. It doesn't even work unless you're in a Camaro.

Dusty Radler:Dusty: 'I just wasted an hour and a half working on an opening joke, till I realized that it's from Fast and Furious. It doesn't even work unless you're in a Camaro.'

Dusty:Well, because my argument comes right after I state, 'If you think that's funny, wait until you hear what the opening statement the prosecution is gonna give.'

Lucille · Dusty Radler:Lucille: 'Why are you worried about a joke? You just need an opening argument.' / Dusty: 'Well, because my argument comes right after I state, If you think that's funny, wait until you hear what the opening statement the prosecution is gonna give.'

Lucille · Dusty:You're anxious?! / You're the mother of the defendant, everybody's favorite. / I'm gonna be the one everyone's staring at, and I know literally who's gonna be judging me the most. / The judge can't show favoritism. / Lottie!

Lucille · Dusty Radler:Lucille: 'Trust me, the moment she sees you walk into that courtroom, the joke's going to be on her!' / Dusty: 'Yeah! That's why I wanted to tell the joke first!'

Lucille:What are you doing? Nobody's even swimming out there!

Dusty Radler · Surfers:Dusty runs to the beach in his suit and is turned away: 'Hey! Locals only, brosef.' / 'Turista non grata, dude.' / 'What's with the tie?' / 'Yeah, I know. She made me wear it.'

Lucille · Dusty:Well, I'm sorry. I'm not trying to be your mother, but... but I'm worried about my son. / Okay. If you don't want to be my mother, then maybe stop referring to me as your son, how about that? / I... I'm talking about Buster.

George Sr. · Lucille:George Sr. reminiscing: 'Remember when I had them the night before we went to trial for that tax evasion in '88?' / 'We had to hide all that boy fight money.'

Surfers · Dusty:Hey! Locals only, brosef. / Turista non grata, dude. / Yo, dudes! It's me, Dusty! / What's with the tie? / Yeah, I know. She made me wear it.

George Sr.:George Sr.: 'You gave me that in case you're going away present. That got the jitters out of me.'

Lucille · George Sr.:Lucille: 'How can you ask me that?' / George Sr.: 'I just know how you can be. There was a time right after Gob was born... when you grew cold and contemptuous of everyone. You remember that?' / Lucille: 'Well, only because it's still going on.'

George Sr.:George Sr.: 'Hey, I hate the idea, but we gotta do something to get his confidence in that courtroom, and I am willing to shut my eyes and let it happen.'

Lucille:Lucille: 'Now you know how I felt all those years, George.'

Narrator:Narrator: 'But even though Lucille felt good about making George feel bad, she knew that he was right.'

Lucille · Narrator:Lucille arrives at what she imagines is Dusty's modest home — and it turns out to be a mansion with a full multi-floor staff: 'How rich is this sand hobo?'

Lucille · Carla:I'm sorry. I thought this was where Dustin Radler lived. / Mr. Radler's in his bedroom. I'll have to announce you. / Announce me?

Lucille · Carla · Jean · Various staff:The household staff argument: First floor vs. second floor hierarchy, Vines, the Salazars, Mrs. Bautista becoming Mrs. Salazar, 'Three guesses what she did to get on two.'

Staff Member · Another Staff Member:Mrs. Bluth is here for a CDB, and Carla didn't know about it. / Most likely because it wasn't made into a Vine.

Staff Members:What, does he now think the Salazars control everything? / I told you! The first floor used to mean something in this house. / Jean, no. / That pantry is unguarded. / You must start keeping up that datebook. Jean!

Maeby · Father figure (Tobias?) · Bev · Annette:Maeby's roommate vote — she loses: 'I'm sorry. I didn't know they would both vote against you.' / 'I voted myself out, too, okay? 'Cause I can't take it anymore.' / 'You've taken all the fun out of the worst part of life.'

Narrator:On the next Arrested Development... / Maeby uses her mathematical ingenuity to rig an election.

Maeby:Maeby finds Sitwell's files: 'So if these people really disappeared... that means there's an ocean view available.'