Murphybrown

Tobias · Murphybrown · Bluth Family:Tobias reveals Murphybrown as his 'bastard son' — 'They think we're boyfriends, Dad.' / 'Well, thanks for giving away that surprise! I'm his bastard father.'

Tobias · Murphybrown:'Oh, before I forget, this is your half-sister, Maeby.' / Murphybrown's reaction beat — 'Close one! I think she's rather very hot.'

Murphybrown:'I don't know what's happening.'

Murphybrown:Final line: 'I don't know what's happening.' — Murphybrown's coda after the Fanta dismissal

Tobias · Murphybrown:Tobias: 'Let's try this in reverse. You're famous. What is the thing you do that makes everyone clap?' / Murphybrown: 'Ooh! Once I got claps for doing a juggling ball thing, 'cause I'd unicycle in Haiti when I was volunteering...' / Tobias: 'Yes! Clowning, yes! Now, you're dreaming.'

Tobias · Murphybrown:Tobias and Murphybrown in the desert: 'Is that her? Is that Lindsay?' — pointing at 'a sickly cactus with a plastic bag on it'

Tobias · Murphybrown:Tobias: 'I suppose it's true. The desert makes one see what one wants to see.' / Murphybrown: 'Is that two barrel-chested, strapping men on horseback approaching us?'

Tobias · Murphybrown:Tobias claims to be George Bluth on the disputed land — 'I'm the last guy you want to kick off of your la... his land... my land.' / Murphybrown: 'Our land.'

Tobias · Murphybrown:Tobias (as George Bluth): 'Well, how about I just... use my son Michael as a signing surface? / Get up.' / Murphybrown: 'Okay.'

Murphybrown:Murphybrown's response to Tobias: 'Yeah, one got up and walked right into my mouth. What're you gonna do about it?'

Murphybrown · Tobias:Someone (perhaps Murphybrown) starts singing '88 days and squatter's rights kick in' to a tune — then Tobias says 'This is going too fast now'

Tobias · Murphybrown · DeBrie:On the next Arrested Development: Tobias's 'tent city' is a mall food court. 'We need to keep a low profile.' / 'We could always go to the food court.' / 'Maybe we can ask them to turn down the birds.'

Murphybrown:Murphybrown: 'Sorry, I keep forgetting that acting is my passion.'

Tobias · DeBrie · Murphybrown:The troupe improvises an explanation for 'Annette's death' — she was 'gored' in the running of the bulls in a place where 'an animal took off with the body so fast you couldn't get it back'

Murphybrown · George Michael:Murphybrown describing privacy software: 'It's like a dam, or like a stopper, or a barrier to stop people from...' George Michael: 'Like a block?' Murphybrown: '[stammers] Okay. [Laughs]'

Murphybrown · George Michael:On the Next AD: Murphybrown demonstrates real privacy software ('they'll see dummy info instead of your real data') and asks 'So, like, do you want to watch Gone Girl?' Then reveals they can watch it for free because the studios will just see dummy data.

Murphybrown · George Michael:Murphybrown: 'Hey, do you want to see Ben Affleck's peen?' George Michael (stammering): 'Yeah. Would love to.' Then both look at the laptop with increasing 'Huh. Yep, yep' reactions.

Narrator · Murphybrown:Narrator on Fakeblock's uselessness: 'You wanna see Ben Affleck's peen? Because after installing his homemade software into George Michael's computer... It's gone. Yep, and forever.'