Taste Makers

Oscar · Buster:Oscar and Buster handcuffed together doing 'inside/outside' routine while navigating encountering a stranger

Buster · Oscar · Stan:Buster and Oscar debate via earpiece whether to say hi to a passerby, culminating in Buster simply saying 'Hello' and the man asking 'Hurt your hand?'

Oscar · Buster:Oscar tells Buster to 'tell him to off' — Buster relays 'to F off, twinkle toes'

Buster:Buster tries to get help: 'Let me handle this. Call the police.' then immediately screams 'Ow!'

Buster:Buster's awkward non-sequitur to the stranger: 'My son is coming in from Ojai next Tuesday.'

Gob · Narrator:Gob misunderstands 'Guy Fawkes' as 'foxy guys'

George Michael · Narrator:George Michael discovers no one was ever fired — the HR woman was fired before she could fire everyone

George Michael:'They never left. Remember when I said I fired everybody? What I did was, I asked Joan in HR to fire everybody for me. Then, so I didn't have to make two phone calls, I fired her there on the spot.'

George Michael:'That's the lesson here. But, hey, this is how you learn in business, am I right?'

George Michael:'Well, we're not paying Joan in HR. Gotta give me credit for that one.'

Maeby:Maeby's alter ego 'Annette' — 'The minute I put the teeth in, I become a completely different person'

Maeby:Maeby's setup in the retirement community: 'I finally got rid of my beloved Stan. He's in the hospital, massive head injury. Free rent. New neighbors every six to eight months.'

Maeby:Maeby objects to killing off her alter ego: 'Maeby doesn't even have a high school diploma. Not a good move, given the world my generation is leaving hers.'

George Michael:George Michael is 'already an hour and a half late for dinner' and is still concerned that 'Annette... she like-a the pasta'

Michael · George Michael:Michael finds George Michael in his old bedroom throwing a tennis ball against the wall — and the description of missing the ball as a metaphor for self-recrimination

George Michael:George Michael's childhood preoccupations: 'What does it take to be a good citizen and am I gonna be able to fall asleep tonight, or am I getting too wound up about this good citizen stuff?'

Michael · George Michael:The Smile Maker dental printer prints 'Gated Community' file with everything rendered in teeth — 'That explains that toothbrush next to the warning sign'

Michael · George Michael:'And you see how they spelled "byte" without a y.' / 'No, this is for dentists.'

Michael:Michael: 'This is why you have a billion-dollar software company and your old man has to hit "popcorn" on the microwave any time I want to heat something up.'

Michael · George Michael:George Michael explains how to use the microwave; Michael insists 'mine does not work that way' then immediately pivots to 'popcorn sounds good, let's go make some'

Michael:'But popcorn sounds good. Let's go make some of that.'

Tobias:Tobias has nine gummy bears wrapped in tinfoil and is confused that they 'just get up and walk away'

Murphybrown:Murphybrown's response to Tobias: 'Yeah, one got up and walked right into my mouth. What're you gonna do about it?'

Tobias · child character:Tobias: 'No! I'm the provider for this family. If anyone gets to leave, it's me.' / Kid: 'Yeah, you're good at that, Dad. You're good at leaving. It's kind of your thing, actually.'

Tobias:Tobias: 'I've been jammed with bigger things in tighter spots than this.'

Tobias · unnamed character:Tobias: 'Isn't that what the Bluth Company does?' / Response: 'No, you fuck— Oh!' [followed by someone eating something]

Oscar · Buster:Oscar and Buster refer to their new living arrangement as a 'Don't Tell Michael'

Stan:Stan (hostage) asks if they can watch a movie 'or just leave the lights on so we can't see you'

Oscar · Buster · neighbor:Maeby's cover is almost blown — the neighbor asks about 'Bev' (the woman smiling in the apartment) and Oscar/Buster reveal she 'smiles all the time, even when she sleeps'

Stan · neighbor · Maeby:Stan exposes Maeby: 'Run, Annette, run!' — Neighbor asks 'Maeby? Why'd he call you Annette?'

Buster:After cover is blown, Buster holds up his hook hand and says 'Hand.' — then 'inside/outside' resumes

Maeby:'And this is why I told you to buy the safety hair.' / 'Now I gotta drink the evidence.'

Michael:Michael tells George Michael: 'You're dating the girl of my dreams. Your dreams. You know what I meant — my dreams are your dreams.'

Michael:Michael on spending 5.5 weeks at 'the Search campus' and texting with one hand as proof of tech competence

George Michael:'I think there are a couple of Two Hour Teeth guys still on the payroll... there's still an active chair in the break room.'

Michael · George Michael:George Michael's rousing 'The Bluth boys, we find a way. We're winners.' immediately followed by 'Hey, so, non sequitur, what do you know about bankruptcy?'

Michael · George Michael:'And... open your eyes.' / 'Was I supposed to close them?'

Michael · George Michael:Michael and George Michael reminisce about their dream of working together: 'Have lunch together, work out in the late afternoon... drive home together, shower up, grab dinner, PJs on, teeth brushed... a little kiss good night and off to bed.'

Michael · George Michael:George Michael: 'I'm not sure it's a good idea... I'm feeling anxious as it is.' / Michael: 'This is just gonna be great, isn't it? It's gonna be so much fun!'

Narrator · Buster · Oscar:Narrator: 'George Michael wasn't the only one who felt shackled to his father.' — cut to Buster literally in handcuffs with Oscar

Oscar · Buster:Oscar and Buster try a tandem bicycle while handcuffed — 'Wet side, dry side, wet side, dry side...' — and it doesn't fit in wherever they've gone

Oscar · Buster:Oscar and Buster try to be inconspicuous on a motorcycle sidecar doing 'wet side, dry side' instead of 'inside, outside'

George Michael:George Michael to Maeby about the Fakeblock offices: 'The fraud part will be more at home here, you know?'

Maeby:Maeby: 'If these walls could only testify, huh?'

Maeby:Maeby on why selling a bogus company to his girlfriend is a good idea: 'It's the perfect way to end a terrible relationship.'

Maeby:Maeby casually reveals she hit Stan on the head with a wine bottle — 'just with a wine bottle, but it wasn't open'

Maeby · George Michael:Maeby: 'You're more impossible to talk to than Annette.' / George Michael: 'You talk to Annette?' / Maeby: 'No. But Stan does.'

Maeby:Maeby: 'Three times in one week. People are gonna start asking, you know, elderly abuse? Which apparently is a real thing.'

George Michael · Maeby:George Michael needs 'a clueless president — someone stupid and lazy enough that he doesn't ask any questions about the actual software.' / Maeby: 'Oh, I love how you're assuming it's a he.'

Gob:Gob complains about being given a floor 'without so much as a "feel free to use the third floor" joke'

George Michael:George Michael tells Gob: 'Dad said we could use the offices for Fakeblock.' / 'He actually said, "Feel free to use the third floor."'

Gob:Gob: 'Mm. Now I'm glad I gave one of those offices away.'

George Michael:He actually said, 'Feel free to use the third floor.' (George Michael, after Gob's complaint)

Tobias:Tobias's actor has set up a full actor's studio in a Bluth Company office: 'an actor's body is his instrument. Come get my shower ready and then take over on the elliptical.'

Tobias's group:Food in the Bluth offices: 'Turkey jerky, popcorn, and leftover Jeff.' / 'Aw. There's no Linda left?'

Tobias:Tobias, living in a Bluth office: 'I don't want to jinx it, but this certainly is better than living in that attic, yes?'

Tobias · family member:Family rule: 'Don't tell Michael.' / Tobias: 'Well, yes, but I also meant, 88 more days, and squatter's rights kick in.'

Murphybrown · Tobias:Someone (perhaps Murphybrown) starts singing '88 days and squatter's rights kick in' to a tune — then Tobias says 'This is going too fast now'

Gob · George Michael:Gob on his email setup: he goes down to the third floor to check Gmail because 'I don't want wires going everywhere.' George Michael: 'You can use your phone for that.' Gob: 'Yeah, and I could use a pigeon. But for this particular task, I've chosen e-mail.'

Gob:Gob has sent his résumé to 'the gang over at Mailer Daemon' — and keeps missing their replies because he steps away from the computer

Gob:Gob's email stutter as he reads the job requirements: 'Why-why... when... when... what kind of... when... what...?' — trailing off into confusion over the email asking about Wednesday at 'nap'

George Michael · Maeby · Gob:George Michael and Maeby recruit Gob to be Fakeblock's president by promising he 'won't need to get his e-mail redelivered' and 'won't have to learn new snacks'

Gob:Gob negotiates: 'Can I get back to you?' pause, 'I'm in.'

George Michael · Maeby · Gob:Gob's pay: 'stock. Right. Money never has to change hands.' / George Michael: 'That's it. We're done talking.' / Gob: 'I'm in.'

Tobias · Gob:Tobias's toast: 'To my brother-in-law Gob. Long may...' — immediately interrupted by Gob kicking them out

Gob:Gob: 'Thanks, guys. My first day as president, and kicking people out makes it... makes it seem real.'

Gob · George Michael:Gob receives an invitation from 'Powerful Gay Tastemakers' and George Michael explains: 'That's the Gay Mafia.'

Gob · Tobias's group:Gob muses that the Gay Mafia invitation might be from Tony Wonder: 'I guess sometimes things do work out, after all.' / Everyone else: 'So we can stay?' / Gob: 'No. For me. Things work out for me.'

Michael · George Michael:The 3D dental printer has printed the 'Gated Community' file — and it comes out as a map made entirely of teeth

George Michael:George Michael: 'That might be a setting in the printer. Let me see what we have here. Yeah. See? Right here. You have to uncheck "Presume Teeth."'

George Michael:George Michael: 'That might be a setting in the printer. Let me see what we have here. Yeah. See? Right here. You have to uncheck Presume Teeth.'

Gay Mafia boss:Gay Mafia boss opens the meeting by tap-dancing and announcing: 'That was me tap-dancing on your grave, all right?'

Gay Mafia boss · Gob:Gay Mafia boss: 'We know you're as straight as an Oklahoma highway.' / Gob: 'They're straight, right? I wouldn't know. I've never been in Oklahoma.' / Boss: 'You were in Oklahoma!' / Gob: 'You're right. In the bus and truck.' Then sings Oklahoma.

Gob · Gay Mafia Boss:Gay Mafia: 'We know you're as straight as an Oklahoma highway. They're straight, right?' / Gob: 'I wouldn't know. I've never been in Oklahoma.' / Boss: 'You were in Oklahoma!' / Gob: 'You're right. In the bus and truck.' ♪ You're doin' fine, Oklahoma ♪

Narrator:Narrator explains Gob's 'premature emulsification' during the sexuality switch illusion

Gay Mafia boss · underling:Gay Mafia boss asks about the religious program name: 'And As It Is Such, So Also As Such It Is...what is it?' / Underling: '"Unto you," boss.' / Boss: 'Unto You. Yes.'

Gay Mafia boss · Gob:Gay Mafia explaining conversion therapy's harm: 'And we're the ones doing the hurting.' / Gob: 'Oh, right, then there'd be less gays that would suck the gays out. I mean, off.'

Gay Mafia boss:Gay Mafia boss calls conversion therapy 'a destructive sham that thinks that homosexuality can be cured through shame and fear, you pathetic little dipshit.'

Gay Mafia boss · Gob:Gay Mafia: 'You said on TV you're going into conversion therapy, so you are going to go. And then you're going to announce it didn't work.' / Gob: 'So... I have to stay gay?'

Gay Mafia boss:'Just for seven years. Then we'll let you age out.'

Gay Mafia boss:Gay Mafia boss: 'It's a lot more generous than what I did to that last guy who faked being gay. You know him. Your pal Tony Wonder.'

Gob · Gay Mafia boss:Gob tells the Gay Mafia boss: 'I think I was shacking up with your ex-wife.' / Boss: 'She was my sister.' / Gob: 'My apologies. Think I was shacking up with your sister.'

Gay Mafia underling:After Gob says he was 'shacking up with your sister,' boss's underling mutters: 'Maybe he is gay.'

Gob · Gay Mafia boss:Gob assures the boss: 'My brother probably didn't have anything to do with your sister's disappearance.' / Boss: 'I'm not worried about it. To be honest, we fought all the time, so it's probably better for our relationship that she's no longer around.'

Gob:Gob: 'Tell me about it. My sister and I don't get along, either. She just left...' — then cuts off, suddenly aware he's admitted something

Gay Mafia boss · Gob:Gay Mafia presents Gob with what they need him to 'make disappear' — implying it's a body or body part covered in cement

Gob · Gay Mafia boss:Gob asks: 'You're gonna... tap-dance on my grave?' after being threatened with 'this is the last sound you're going to hear.' / Boss: 'Oh, hell, you saw the matinee. Out you go.'

Gay Mafia boss:Gay Mafia boss, after dismissing Gob: 'Chop-chop. I want it off my floor and somewhere no one will find it. I don't have all day. I've got to get out of these work clothes. I have house seats for Chita Rivera tonight.'

Gay Mafia Boss · Gob:'I've got to get out of these work clothes. I have house seats for Chita Rivera tonight.' / Gob: 'I don't know who he is.'

Gob:Gob, leaving with the body: 'Stupid day to take an Uber.'

Tobias · family members:On the next Arrested Development: Tobias's family at 'tent city' — 'I bet this place gets a lot quieter after dark.' / 'Also, we could always go to the food court.' / 'Oh, and maybe we can ask them to turn down the birds.'

Tobias · Murphybrown · DeBrie:On the next Arrested Development: Tobias's 'tent city' is a mall food court. 'We need to keep a low profile.' / 'We could always go to the food court.' / 'Maybe we can ask them to turn down the birds.'