Sally Sitwell

Lucille 2 · Sally Sitwell · Lindsay:But I found someone more qualified than you. / Hello, Lindsay. / Sally. / It was Sally Sitwell, a woman who'd long been Lindsay's rival. / How is she more qualified than me? / She has integrity. / And look at this hair. / Look at this beautiful, long hair. / I made you a banner.

Sally Sitwell · Lindsay:Oh, she just means these photos of Herbert Love with a mystery redhead he's cheating on his wife with. / Who took these? / The first two were taken by the security camera in the Albertsons parking lot. And the third was left in the photo booth at the Ealing Club. / God, that was a photo booth?

Sally Sitwell · Lindsay:Herbert Love with his hooker? / She'll win for sure. / I can't let her do that. / I don't think you can stop her.

Sally Sitwell:Sally Sitwell reveals she stole $100,000 from Lucille Austero to rebrand Tony as the gay magician, then adds: 'And I don't want to have to sell that closet as a sweat sauna on Craigslist.'

Tony Wonder · Sally Sitwell:Tony's increasingly mangled self-correction: 'Destroy my life with Gob.' ♪ Hello darkness, my old friend... ♪ 'Destroy my life with Gob.' / Sally: 'Just be careful. Could be a house of cards.'

Sally Sitwell · Narrator:Narrator: 'It seemed Sally had two secrets.' — after she reacts with terror to a caterpillar/moth that is clearly a reference to something else

Sally Sitwell:Sally: Maybe she's hiding behind this wall she wants to build. / If she does indeed show up at the parade, I will be very surprised, though I may not look it.

Sally Sitwell:Speaking of which, where is that friendless son of yours, Buster?

Sally Sitwell:Sally wasn't that sweet after all. When this is all over, let's get coffee.

Sally Sitwell:It's called safety hair. Practically undetectable. They tell me John Travolta wears his even when it isn't hailing.

Sally Sitwell · Stan:No, you want to keep me safe, let's build that wall. Those Bluths are dangerous, I'm telling you. / Yeah, I guess they do have us by the short wigs.

Lucille Bluth · Sally Sitwell:'I don't know who let these libtards in here.' / 'I beg your pardon?' / 'People with liberal-tardation.'

Sally Sitwell · Tobias Fünke:'What is she paying you?' / 'Three dollars an hour and a copy of the news footage for my reel.' — Tobias reveals his protest payment.