Character Analysis
Stan Sitwell
Played by Ed Begley Jr.
14 jokes across 5 episodes of Arrested Development
2.9
14
7.2
6.9
Character Comedy
Stan Sitwell delivers 14 scored jokes across 5 episodes of Arrested Development, averaging 7.2 on craft and 6.9 on impact for a career WAR of 2.9. Their comedy leans toward character comedy. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Stan Sitwell Lines
Stan Sitwell:I also lost a perfectly good pair of human chest hair nipple tufts when we hit the water.
Stan Sitwell:Well, maybe not Halliburton, but definitely Halliburton Teen.
George Sr. · Stan Sitwell:It'll never stand. It's too thin. It'll never stand. You see, the W's and the word 'bush.' I mean, what else could it be?
Stan Sitwell:MIND IF I OPEN IT UP?
Stan Sitwell:I look like Edgar Winter. Forget it. I gotta get to spin class.
All Jokes — 14 total
Michael · Stan Sitwell:You're not bidding? I was hoping you would. You were? You're a good kid. You always have been.
Stan Sitwell:DROP IT OFF WHEN YOU DROP MY DAUGHTER OFF TONIGHT.
Stan Sitwell:MIND IF I OPEN IT UP?
Stan Sitwell:I look like Edgar Winter. Forget it. I gotta get to spin class.
Stan Sitwell:I also lost a perfectly good pair of human chest hair nipple tufts when we hit the water.
Stan Sitwell:That's kelp; why would I put it onto my chest or head or anywhere else? I was gonna show those babies off at the Jacuzzi after-party.
Stan Sitwell:Well, maybe not Halliburton, but definitely Halliburton Teen.
Stan Sitwell:Oh... aah...! Ow, my hair! My beautiful hair! My hair! My beautiful hair!
Stan Sitwell · George Sr.:This isn't what it looks like! Oh, really? Because it looks like a monument to George W. Bush. Well, you got me.
George Sr. · Stan Sitwell:It'll never stand. It's too thin. It'll never stand. You see, the W's and the word 'bush.' I mean, what else could it be?
Stan Sitwell:It's a wall, George; you're looking at it sideways. The W stands for 'wall.' The bushes... Stand for the bushes.
Stan Sitwell:You said that right after Lupe got the bleach stain on your teal blazer.
Stan Sitwell · Maeby:Do you realize this condo is listed as Lucille Austero's? Yes. I am her. Sister. I am her sister.
Stan Sitwell · Oscar · Buster:You're taking me as a hostage in case the cops see us? Hey, guy, I wouldn't know about that. - We can pretend we're cousins. - Cousins?