Borderline Personalities

So hot. Anybody hallucinating yet? Did anybody else hear that iguana speak? Let's kill it.

I'm not an iguana. It's part of the process. They're ready. They're ready!

I got you. You know, guys, even I, Father B., when I first started these sweat lodges, I would come out of there thinking, oh, God, I wish I had a... a lemonade. Just like a child, you know. Cold water, some lemons, a little sugar, you know. That's what I gave my power to!

She is silent, but in that silence, there is strength. She needs no words to communicate to you. Boundless power to you, too, Heartfire.

Hell, I was so weak, you guys, I was willing to spend $10,000 just a little... sip of this lemonade. Fifteen! But now I can spend two hours in brutal heat with a cup of this cold, refreshing lemonade and just pour it in the dirt.

Ah, come on, Daniels! You ran Bear Stearns, for God's sake! I was like this. Just like this.

How was the party? Mom stole it. The whole boat? She had.

I'm wondering if we shouldn't have a plan in regards to bookkeeping, in case we accidentally make a mistake or get caught. What if we were to become a... an-an... an NLC? A 'No Liability Corporation.' We just have no liability, just nothing...

Take to the sea! Three miles out, and it's a free-for-all! No rules, pirate radio laws. Really! Is this true, Mr. Zuckerkorn? Sure.

you can't try a husband and wife for the same crime, right? Sure. We have the best attorneys.

She's fine. You're lucky we didn't have an autumn, otherwise she'd be colder. Look what they've done, George! Look what the homosexuals have done to me. A joyride. That's what they decide to do with the freedom this country has given them.

First of all, won't be cheap. It's gonna cost you a fortune in legal fees. What's the good news? Oh, yeah. Well, from your perspective, I can see where you think it's all bad news. It's all bad news.

Also, it turns out that stealing the Queen Mary comes under maritime law, which, I just found out, is an actual thing. It's a real thing.

I also lost a perfectly good pair of human chest hair nipple tufts when we hit the water.

That's kelp; why would I put it onto my chest or head or anywhere else? I was gonna show those babies off at the Jacuzzi after-party.

Well, maybe not Halliburton, but definitely Halliburton Teen.

Halliburton Teen was a leading youth and lifestyle retailer, despite the fact that it was a rebranding of the tarnished Halliburton Penitentiary and Rendition Systems.

Oh... aah...! Ow, my hair! My beautiful hair! My hair! My beautiful hair!

This isn't what it looks like! Oh, really? Because it looks like a monument to George W. Bush. Well, you got me.

It'll never stand. It's too thin. It'll never stand. You see, the W's and the word 'bush.' I mean, what else could it be?

It's a wall, George; you're looking at it sideways. The W stands for 'wall.' The bushes... Stand for the bushes.

Ah--this explains the immigration booth 10,000 feet in the air.

You said that right after Lupe got the bleach stain on your teal blazer.

Bluth for two--I mean, one.

I thought I already seated you.

George! Actually, we came in to use the bathroom, but they sat me. And they have mahimahi today. Will you join us? Will you have a mahimahi on me? On you.

This is Heartfire; she's an aura specialist. She did Matthew Modine. I will.

The bigger crime would've been the patient didn't wake up and testify against me. But nobody cares about the part of the oath he kept.

If he as bad as the state of California say he is, then why did I fall in love with him, huh? Yo, [bleep] the state of California! [bleep] 'em! Bunch of California [bleep], yeah.

Oh, great. Now you're gonna make me cry. Oh, lizard! Look! Look, a lizard! Cute!

We're getting a divorce. I want to know about the stimulus package. We haven't had sex since Christmas, Michael!

You had sex seven weeks ago? They were remodeling my room, and I pulled my cot in there, just like camp. We yelled at you to leave. Yeah, but then you whispered, 'Don't pull out!'

You had sex seven weeks ago?

I'm John Beard, and I'm a Gloomy Gus. I don't have a mustache.

having found a way around both the building's strict no-smoking policy... and the fact that her ankle monitor prevented her from approaching the balcony.

I have to stop. I have to stop. So... But, finally, I just ordered... pastrami shortcake, like I said, but I didn't order... I didn't order sprinkles this-- Oh, Mother, please. Please.

I'd give $10,000 for a glass of lemonade right now. Sweat... and squeeze.

Dr. Norman, we have a hot mess. George Sr. had been passed out for two days after having a vision...

Does it come with lemonade? It comes with all the lemonade you can drink. 'Squeeze' had two meanings.

Does it come with lemonade? It comes with all the lemonade you can drink.

Hey. Hey. He had his twin brother endure it. Did you bring me some lemonade? No, sir. It is crazy out there. For the first time we are out.

My wife doesn't understand me. My angel. I haven't had an orgasm outside of my bathtub in 30 years. How's that? Although, at times, I do wish it were darker.

I don't know what's going on. For some reason I'm just getting Richard Burton today. Oh, my God, what's that? That's the commode.

You trespass on sacred ground. The spirits command me to warn you. You must leave this land or the land will change you. Don't worry, he's probably from a local reservation. I'll, I'll take care of this.

You trespass on sacred ground. The spirits command me to warn you. You must leave this land or the land will change you.

How about you book me two nights for Ray Romano at your casino?

How about you book me two nights for Ray Romano at your casino? The strong will become the weak, the weak will become the strong. And get us close to the front but not close enough that Ray talks to us.

I don't know what you saw, but I got an ostrich and no boner.

I don't know what you saw, but I got an ostrich and no boner.

Come on, guys, I looked the other way on the bottled water because you look thirsty, but you got to play along here. Heartfire? Where's the lemonade? Shh!

No, have you seen China Garden? No. Did you kill that armadillo? No, no, he's just under.

Did you kill that armadillo? No, no, he's just under. If only we could use some of his medicine for our own pain. Oh, wait, I've got a full syringe in the car.

Wait, wait, that rally is tonight? Mm-hmm. But I'm supposed to meet my wife tonight, which I am dreading, by the way.

You're so ugly from behind.

Too bad you can't use a double. Oh, also I used a look-alike named Stewart to take the California bar for me. But you knew that, right?

I just can't go on pretending to be you, sitting silently... Shh. ...in a, in a 100-degree mud hut for an hour and a half.

I just pooped in a hole and covered it up. I hope I did the right thing. There's a commode. It's, it's directly uphill from the maca root.

I love it when you call my name. George! Don't call me that. Call me Father B.