Character Analysis
John Beard
Played by John Beard
5 jokes across 4 episodes of Arrested Development
0.6
5
6.8
6.5
Callback
John Beard delivers 5 scored jokes across 4 episodes of Arrested Development, averaging 6.8 on craft and 6.5 on impact for a career WAR of 0.6. Their comedy leans toward callback. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest John Beard Lines
John Beard:Love each other
John Beard:good luck getting that (BLEEP) raccoon smell out of the gatehouse, because I never could.
John Beard:I'm John Beard, and I'm a Gloomy Gus. I don't have a mustache.
John Beard · Michael:Well, John, you used our house for To Entrap a Local Predator. That's it. You were one of our super creeps.
John Beard · Michael:A Few Good Men. Great movie. But first, I got to wash the pile... Sure. Take your time.
All Jokes — 5 total
John Beard:I'm John Beard, and I'm a Gloomy Gus. I don't have a mustache.
John Beard:good luck getting that (BLEEP) raccoon smell out of the gatehouse, because I never could.
John Beard:Love each other
John Beard · Michael:Well, John, you used our house for To Entrap a Local Predator. That's it. You were one of our super creeps.
John Beard · Michael:A Few Good Men. Great movie. But first, I got to wash the pile... Sure. Take your time.