Character Analysis
John Beard
Played by John Beard
5 jokes across 4 episodes of Arrested Development
0.6
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6.8
6.5
Callback
John Beard delivers 5 scored jokes across 4 episodes of Arrested Development, averaging 6.8 on craft and 6.5 on impact for a career WAR of 0.6. Their comedy leans toward callback. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest John Beard Lines
John Beard · Tobias:How old is she? / I want to say 19? / But I like to think of her as 15.
John Beard:News anchor John Beard announces layoffs at his station while leaving the keys to his 10,000-square-foot home in Harbor Shallows on the desk — the same neighborhood as Lindsay and Tobias's house.
John Beard:John Beard on TV: '...might I say to them, good luck getting that raccoon smell out of the gatehouse, because I never could.'
John Beard:John Beard's news broadcast: 'Fakeblock's mystery man, George Maharis, may have just found a way to screw a cap on the Internet, and investors are lining up to fill the company's tank with money.' / 'That's all the news that's fit to pump. I quit.'
Michael Bluth · John Beard:'Well, John, you used our house for To Entrap a Local Predator.' / 'That's it.' / 'Yeah.' / 'You were one of our super creeps.' / 'Yeah, yeah. Uh, no.'
All Jokes — 7 total
John Beard:John Beard news anchor segment: 'I'm John Beard, and I'm a Gloomy Gus. I don't have a mustache.'
John Beard:News anchor John Beard announces layoffs at his station while leaving the keys to his 10,000-square-foot home in Harbor Shallows on the desk — the same neighborhood as Lindsay and Tobias's house.
John Beard:John Beard on TV: '...might I say to them, good luck getting that raccoon smell out of the gatehouse, because I never could.'
John Beard · Tobias:How old is she? / I want to say 19? / But I like to think of her as 15.
John Beard:John Beard's news broadcast: 'Fakeblock's mystery man, George Maharis, may have just found a way to screw a cap on the Internet, and investors are lining up to fill the company's tank with money.' / 'That's all the news that's fit to pump. I quit.'
Narrator · John Beard:John Beard's 'Predator Entrapment' cameras were hidden in the model home — his 'predator hole had been fished out'
Michael Bluth · John Beard:'Well, John, you used our house for To Entrap a Local Predator.' / 'That's it.' / 'Yeah.' / 'You were one of our super creeps.' / 'Yeah, yeah. Uh, no.'