Doctor

Looks like the shiv would have done some real damage if it hadn't been for this. It was in your lower intestine.

Your mother asked me to pump you full of... Children's aspirin.

It's just glucose. We're all trying to stay away from sugar.

We lost him. He just, uh, got away from us. I'm sorry.

It looks like he's dead, or he is dead? It just looks like he's dead. He's got, like, blue paint on him or something. But he's going to be fine.

It looks like he's dead. Oh, my God! Oh, little guy. The tears aren't coming. The tears just aren't coming.

Not Dr. Wordsmith. - How's my son? - He's going to be all right.

Yes. He's lost his left hand, so he's going to be 'all right.'

But unfortunately, you've still got a hook in your ass.

It may have taken the tingle out of your genitals.

Either you remove your hair graft, or the host—you—will get sicker and eventually die.

Can you think of any benefits? / Benefits? No. He'll die.

Well, Buster's in what we call a light-to-no-coma. In layman's terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap.

This man here broke his skull in two places. Once outside the airport and once in the elevator when his sheet got caught and he was pulled off his gurney. Literally.

You should be a comedy actor.

Now, what this means in non-medical terms is that you have landed a real party girl.