Character Analysis
Wayne Jarvis
Played by John Michael Higgins
10 jokes across 2 episodes of Arrested Development
2.9
10
7.6
7.3
Deadpan/Understatement
Wayne Jarvis delivers 10 scored jokes across 2 episodes of Arrested Development, averaging 7.6 on craft and 7.3 on impact for a career WAR of 2.9. Their comedy leans toward deadpan/understatement. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Wayne Jarvis Lines
Michael · Wayne Jarvis:Those are balls. What? This close, they always look like landscape. Nope, you're looking at balls.
Wayne Jarvis:I was once called the worst audience participant Cirque du Soleil ever had.
Wayne Jarvis:This close, they always look like landscape.
Michael · Wayne Jarvis:He's twice tried to microwave a Ding-Dong while it was still in its foil... twice. - Twice? - Two times.
Wayne Jarvis · Michael:Well, Michael, I did not find their buffoonery amusing. - About my father. - He's guilty, Michael, of medium to heavy treason.
All Jokes — 10 total
Wayne Jarvis:The Patriot Act. Read it.
Michael · Wayne Jarvis:He's twice tried to microwave a Ding-Dong while it was still in its foil... twice. - Twice? - Two times.
Wayne Jarvis · Michael:Twice? Two times.
Wayne Jarvis:I was once called the worst audience participant Cirque du Soleil ever had.
Wayne Jarvis · Michael:Well, Michael, I did not find their buffoonery amusing. - About my father. - He's guilty, Michael, of medium to heavy treason.
Wayne Jarvis:This close, they always look like landscape.
Michael · Wayne Jarvis:Those are balls. What? This close, they always look like landscape. Nope, you're looking at balls.
Wayne Jarvis:Again, this is not an audition for a CBS show.
Wayne Jarvis:But we do know that the two people who checked into Shady Pines under the names Lucille Bluth and Lindsay Funke are not your relatives.
Wayne Jarvis · Michael:'She's Out Of My Life.' As for your brother Gob in the USO... Don't tell me he's not in Iraq. Oh, no, he's there.