The One with Ross's Denial

Joey's been holding his breath for almost four minutes.

You trying to kill me?

Since I'm moving out, and you're so beautiful... how about I move in with you?

Who's Denise? My roommate. Your roommate? Yes, Denise. Denise!

Because you never listen to what I say. I talk about her all the time. Denise!

You know about naked Thursdays, right?

Hey! I thought naked Thursdays was just our thing, man.

She took it really well. -You didn't tell her, did you? -No.

Not in your case, 'Lovey Loverson.'

I was a friend being a friend to a friend.

Use the word 'friend' more.

Ninety percent of a woman's pheromones come out of her head. That's why women are shorter.

Come on, Ross, you're a scientist.

coconutty.

Maybe it means I have feelings for coconuts.

If the place you're referring to is being in love... she is in the same place as me, because I am not in that place.

I didn't understand that. Maybe that's because you were speaking the secret language of love.

I don't know. How about 'Thanks for taking the message'?

And comment cards so people could tell us how great their stay was.

for $200. The real ones. The big, big, big ones!

No.

Interesting idea. But no.

Which is why Asteroids is perfect. It's the oldest game.

Especially since everybody we know lives about 30 seconds away.

Wanted: Female roommate, nonsmoker, nonugly.

than a girl who is 19?

Not just a hatrack, my friend.

-This one? -It worked!

Yeah, but it's on the ground floor.

Thank the volcano that erupted thousands of years ago... killing, but perfectly preserving, an entire civilization.

You love her again. You re-love her.

I do not re-love her.

Wow, I'm so happy for you guys. This is so, so, not stupid.

Hero? I don't know. Well, all right.

And that's how she ended up living with me.

Okay, that's a lie. -You don't have a roommate. -Denise!

No one ever listens to me!

Now I have you. No, not that I think I have you... or think of you as property in any sort of way.

Stop it, Chandler.

You're taking them away from their home.

I'll get up in the morning, put on your clothes and go off to work!

In the game room!

I wouldn't want to ruin the ambiance over here at grandma's place!

That thing was a hazard! I'm very safety conscious.

Tell her to stop being silly.

But we also have a soft spot for the love. -Love is the best medicine. -That's 'laughter.'

A verbal contract is binding in the state of New York!

'Come back later. I'm getting lucky.'

Yeah, I didn't think of that.

And unfortunately, this room could destroy you!

Oh, my God! Someone's killed Square Man!

Because that's you and I together. 'Merge!'

I love that! -Really? 'No!'

Is that what I want? Yes.

Thursday's clearly not good for you. Pick a day!

-Kitten? -Sorry!