The One with Monica's Thunder

She's been there for 20 minutes. You didn't hear? I thought it was a kid yelling, 'I'm gay!'

No, that guy moved.

Oh, big talk! Why don't you come here and say that to me?

My fiancé will kick your ass.

You get her in, you bolt the door, I'll be in the closet.

It just wouldn't be my night... Our night... if you weren't here to celebrate with me... Us. Damn it!

Speaking of chiming in, remember the time you burned down my apartment?

So when you said get up early, did you mean 1986?

Oh, 19! We thought you said 90.

You know what shoes would look great with this ring? Diamond shoes.

Fashion is about me? About youth. Youth! Listen up, grandpa.

I'm not worried. I'm fascinated. You know? It's like biology. Which is funny, because in high school I failed biology... and tonight biology failed me.

Twelve years old and addicted to pork, No one thought Monica would marry

First time I met Chandler I thought he was gay, But here I am singing On his wedding day

If you'd let me finish, it goes on to say that he's probably not gay.

You guys don't have this problem, you're made of wood.

Well, sure, but I get married all the time.

You mean 'we,' you and me? Oh, no, no, no. 'We,' you with someone, me with someone. Good, you scared me a minute.

It's just because you and I, we were like a nightmare.

Surely you can think of something. Just give me a minute.

You were always good at the... stuff.

I was good at the stuff? I really liked your hands.

'Sup? 'Sup, dude? Take whatever you want, just don't hurt me.

That's whack. PlayStation is whack. 'Sup with the whack PlayStation, 'sup?

Yes, on a scale of one to ten, ten being the dumbest a person can look... you are definitely 19.

Young. You're a man-child, okay? Now get changed, everybody's ready. And please, please, keep my underwear.

When, today? Some, not a lot.

I cannot believe I'm asking advice from somebody who's wearing that hat.

Well, what'd you do? I did it anyway.

But if you touch my guitar again, I'll have to pound on you a little bit.

I'm sorry, apparently I opened the door to the past.

See, you kind of stole my thunder.

Thunder being stolen.

I cannot believe you guys are talking about this. Problems in the bedroom are between a man and a woman. All right? Now, Chandler is doing the best he can.

What a great night. Chandler can't do it, they kissed.

Seriously? Seriously, no. Okay? You can play your own age, which is 31. I'm 30! Joey, you are not. You're 31. Oh, crap!

That is whack.

It's starting to sound like 'wood cheese.'

Man, I could go for some wood cheese right now.

We will sprinkle rose petals on the bed and make love... not just because it's romantic, but because I can.

They give you away. There's too much wisdom in there.

My sweet 16. You went to third base with my cousin Charlie.

The only reason I did that was because your party was so boring. We had a caricaturist.

Easy, mimey, the moment has passed. It ain't gonna happen.

Maybe you can't stand... that your formerly fat friend is getting married before you.

Come on, Ross. Let's go have sex!

Well, somebody should.

Yeah, you like that, baby?

I warn you, the night you announce your engagement... I'm going to announce that I'm pregnant.

How is that ever going to happen?

I know that that's dumb, but you were so depressed... when Ross got married, you slept with Chandler.

I don't care, she slept with me.

From now on, the only person who's going to enjoy these bad boys is me.

Hey, here's a dollar. Consider it a deposit. Please sing at our wedding.

I'll pound on him in the morning.