Carl

Carl:Is it hot in here? I feel hot. Are you guys hot? / How you guys doing? I'm good. You guys got any snacks?

Carl:Carl explains he never saw Avatar because he wanted to read the book first, then realized there's no book version.

Carl:I was wearing a t-shirt that said 'Kiss me, I'm Irish.' But no one would kiss me.

Carl · Tom · Carl:You might not be so confident once you've walked a mile in my size sevens. / Kind of small feet. / Actually, seven is the worldwide average. / Boom!

Carl:Carl's park ranger confessional: parents made him hang out in the backyard as a kid and run around until he got tired. 'But if there's any criminals out there watching, I never get tired.'

Carl:And ladies, too.

Carl · Tom · Carl · Tom:The first cart got pushed into the creek by kids. The second one, raccoons got onto. There was urine everywhere. The third one was recently stolen. / What's this one? / This is the second one. / The raccoon piss one.

Carl · Carl:Oh, no. I think we've got too much weight. / That's Tom, probably.

Tom · Carl:Tom is told to run alongside the cart instead of riding, and he has to jog to keep up

Leslie · Carl:Can't you station a Park Ranger out here? / We have! Who do you think they're assaulting?

Carl · Leslie:Fine. I'll have sex with you in exchange for the tape. / That's not what I am saying. Okay?

Carl · Anchor · Leslie:I finally saw Avatar and I thought it lived up to the hype. / Well, I'm not sure what that has to do with the mugging. / Uh... Leslie. Counterpoint. I disagree with Carl. I have seen Avatar as well, and I think it exceeded the hype.

Millie · Chris · Carl:Chris, I'd like you to meet my fiance, Carl. / Hi, there. / Whitewater rafting. He was the young rafting instructor all the girls were into, and I was the young rafting instructor all the guys were into... And then we got together.

Ron · Carl:Ron learns mid-conversation that his barber Salvatore has also died — 'What? What happened? Explain yourself!'