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Animal Control Supervisor · Leslie · Harris · Brett:Animal Control supervisor says his two best guys are Harris and Brett, but they're not there — then immediately: 'Isn't that them, there?' 'Nope.' — and we see it clearly is them.

Brett · Harris · Leslie:Animal Control guys Brett and Harris hear about the possum on the golf course and casually ask if Leslie will just catch it herself and call them to pick it up — as if that's a reasonable work arrangement

Harris · Brett · Andy:Animal Control officers lure Andy into their golf ball trap: 'Hey, want your ball back? Come with me.'

Leslie · Andy · Harris · Brett:Leslie gives the flanking plan to the Animal Control officers and Andy — then Andy immediately charges before she finishes

Harris · Tom · Leslie · Ann:Harris, the first wildcard bachelor, introduces himself to Ann: 'I'm Harris. I heard you were desperate for a man piece. We in business?' Tom then whispers to Leslie: 'He's 33 years old, still lives with his parents, and he's been to at least 200 Phish concerts.' Harris: 'Try 308.'

Harris:After the topless park idea spreads, Harris from the food poisoning storyline appears: 'Yeah, yeah. Forget whatever that Pawnee Commons is. I'm with that pervert. Topless park. Topless park!'

April Ludgate · Harris:Harris (the stoner from the forum) is back: 'Yeah, I wanted to talk more about that topless park idea that a local hero brought up yesterday.' April: 'There's not gonna be a topless park, Harris. Nobody wants your creepy stoner eyes staring at them while they're enjoying a park, okay? Stop being gross.'

Harris:Harris: 'Shut me down! You scare me, and I gotta say, I kinda dig that.'

Andy Dwyer · Harris:Andy: 'What's your deal?' / Harris points to April. Andy: 'She's married to me.'

Harris:Oh, this is a napkin where I wrote down a cool name for a dog. 'Bark Obama.' Right?

Harris · Brett:Oh. Yo. Yeah. We found this bird outside. We tried to turn it into a work whistle, like in the beginning of The Flintstones. Tougher than it looked, though.

Harris · Leslie · Brett:Yeah, we got, like, a huge vermin problem. I mean, we've been meaning to call somebody about it, but you know, nobody get on the phone. / You're the people you would be calling. / That is so trippy.

Harris · Brett:- Yo, let's go to Jamaica. - No, we should go to Jamaica. / Oh, is that what you said? / Yeah, dog.

Harris:Wassup? I'm Harris. I'm 33 years young. I have my cousin Jason's truck for two more weeks. I have one testicle-- whac-a-mole accident-- and I'm down to clown.

Leslie · Harris:Harris, we know who you are. I literally just fired you. / Oh, is this that job? That's crazy! Never mind.

Harris · Brett:Dude, this is hilarious! / Oh, yo! We live together! / Yo, we live in the same place! / This is my boy! / Hey, 'Wyld Stallyns'!

Harris · Brett:You guys know why there are all those cops out there? / Where are the cops at? / I gotta go. / Yo.

Harris:Do what, exactly? Nothing. We're not doing anything. And we definitely do not live down here now.

Harris · Brett · Ron:Well, we're on our own quest, which is to squeeze this just tight enough to make my eyes bulge out a little bit, but not so tight that I die. I've been there. That's a real tightrope walk.

Brett · Harris:Last week this real scary ghost came down here looking for it. It had black hair, but you could see through his skin. And it wouldn't talk to me. It would only talk to Harris. No, dude. That was just that bonk's dream that I had. How are we gonna have the same dream, dude? 'Cause we're best friends. I love you, dawg. Man, I love you!

Harris · Brett:We're dreaming together / We're sleeping together / But not like that

Harris · Brett:We're dreaming together / We're sleeping together / But not like that

Harris · Ron:It said something about how it was worried Brett was gonna mug it. Okay. So we're looking for a racist ghost with black hair who likes shoeshines.