Character Analysis
Harris
Played by Harris Wittels
14 jokes across 4 episodes of Parks and Recreation
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Character Comedy
Best Jokes by Harris
There's more than one way to skin a cat. Four. There's four ways to skin a cat. Regular blade--
This place is a miserable suck hole run by two pot-head losers. It's completely and utterly mismanaged. Thanks!
Harris, we know who you are. I literally just fired you. Oh, is this that job? That's crazy! Never mind.
Those are some chairs. That's a cat or opossum.
Do what, exactly? Nothing. We're not doing anything. And we definitely do not live down here now.
All Jokes — 13 total
I'm Harris. I heard you were desperate for a man piece. We in business?
Try 308. I'm going to have to pass right now. Your mistake, mama.
Is this gonna be a topless park? I don't think there are topless parks. Well, let's build the first one and be heroes.
Shut me down! You scare me, and I gotta say, I kinda dig that.
Those are some chairs. That's a cat or opossum.
Oh, this is a napkin where I wrote down a cool name for a dog. 'Bark Obama.' Right?
This place is a miserable suck hole run by two pot-head losers. It's completely and utterly mismanaged. Thanks!
There's more than one way to skin a cat. Four. There's four ways to skin a cat. Regular blade--
Yo, let's go to Jamaica. No, we should go to Jamaica. Oh, is that what you said? Yeah, dog.
Harris, we know who you are. I literally just fired you. Oh, is this that job? That's crazy! Never mind.
What up? Yo, my name is Brett. I like burgers, and also, I'm very high right now. Dude, this is hilarious! Oh, yo! We live together! Yo, we live in the same place! This is my boy! Hey, 'Wyld Stallyns'!
Do what, exactly? Nothing. We're not doing anything. And we definitely do not live down here now.
We're dreaming together, We're sleeping together, But not like that