Aaron

Aaron · Helen · Morty · Elaine · Jerry:Aaron the close talker's introduction — the physical discomfort of his proximity to the Seinfelds is implied in the scene

Aaron · Helen · Morty:I have a friend who works at the Metropolitan Museum of Art. How'd you like a behind-the-scenes tour? Really? You could do that? Easily. It wouldn't be any trouble? Of course not. When could we go? How about right now?

Kramer · Aaron:Kramer meets Aaron for the first time. Aaron: 'Oh, you must be Kramer. I've heard about you.' Kramer: 'Hey, you must be Aaron. I've heard about you.' [Brief loaded pause as two unusual people clock each other]

Aaron:I was able to finagle two more tickets to My Fair Lady and I thought, why not ask Morty and Helen?

Aaron · Elaine:You don't mind, do you, Elaine? Mind? Oh, of course not.

Aaron · Elaine:I could've done more. I could've done so much more. You did enough. No. I could've called the travel agency, got them on another flight to Paris. I could've got them out! You tried, Aaron. It was too expensive. This watch. This watch could've paid for their whole trip. This ring. This ring is one more dinner I could've taken them out to.

Aaron:Water. They need some water. Why? They'll get dehydrated on the plane! Get the Seinfelds some water! Please!

Jerry · Aaron · Helen · Morty · Elaine:Aaron the close-talker — Jerry warns his parents Elaine's new boyfriend is 'a bit of a close talker,' then 'You'll see.' Cut to: Aaron immediately invading everyone's personal space

Aaron · Helen · Morty · Jerry · Elaine:Aaron as the close-talker — visual reaction from everyone as Aaron speaks uncomfortably close to people's faces.

Aaron · Jerry · Elaine · Helen · Morty:Aaron spontaneously offers to take Jerry's parents on a behind-the-scenes museum tour, leaving immediately. Jerry and Elaine can only watch in bewilderment.

Kramer · Aaron:Kramer and Aaron have a perfectly mirrored exchange: 'You must be Aaron. I've heard about you.' / 'Hey, you must be Kramer. I've heard about you.'

Aaron:Aaron reports back on the museum day: 'He was convinced Monet was nearsighted.'

Elaine · Aaron:Elaine interviews Aaron about why he spent the whole day at the museum with two complete strangers more than twice his age. Aaron: 'It was fun.' Elaine: 'You had fun with Mr. and Mrs. Seinfeld?' Aaron: 'Yeah. They bought me a Coke.'

Aaron · Elaine:Aaron has gotten My Fair Lady tickets and invited Jerry's parents — without asking Elaine — to join them on their date. 'I was able to finagle two more tickets... I thought, why not ask Morty and Helen?' Elaine: 'You don't mind, do you, Elaine?' — clearly minding enormously.

Aaron · Elaine:You don't mind, do you, Elaine? Mind? Oh, of course not.

Aaron · Elaine:Aaron's breakdown at the airport: 'I could've done more. I could've done so much more. I could've called the travel agency, got them on another flight to Paris... This watch. This watch could've paid for their whole trip. This ring. This ring is one more dinner I could've taken them out to.'

Aaron · Elaine:Aaron: 'Water. They need some water.' Elaine: 'Why?' Aaron: 'They'll get dehydrated on the plane! Get the Seinfelds some water! Please!'