
Character Analysis
Deena Lazzari
Played by Mary Jo Keenen
5 jokes across 1 episodes of Seinfeld
1.3
5
7.1
7.1
Escalation
Deena delivers 5 scored jokes across 1 episodes of Seinfeld, averaging 7.1 on craft and 7.1 on impact for a career WAR of 1.3. Their comedy leans toward escalation. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Deena Lines
George · Deena:Deena sees George in the Henry VIII costume. 'Oh, my God.' 'No, no, Deena, it's not what you think. This isn't mine. I got it from the Institute.' 'The Institute!'
George · Deena:'That was your best friend?' 'Yeah.' 'But he doesn't wear glasses.' 'That man was wearing glasses.' 'Don't you see? He was doing it to fool Lloyd Braun.'
George · Deena:'I can't believe it. That's Jerry Seinfeld.' 'Jerry Seinfeld, my best friend. He can explain all of this. Jerry! Over here, Jerry. It's me! Where are you going? It's—What are you—?'
George · Deena:Deena: 'So you're saying she was on a horse?' George: 'I'm telling you, that cashier is riding horses on my money.'
George · Deena:George explains his car fire to Deena: '...because of my father and the woman on the horse.' 'To park her horse?' 'No, she wasn't on the horse.' 'So your car caught fire because of my father and the woman on the horse.' 'That's right. And him.' 'The man with the flowers?'
All Jokes — 9 total
Deena · George:Deena lists warning signs she's become sensitive to: 'Nervousness, irritability, paranoia.' George: 'What? What are you talking about? I'm not the one with the problem. Lloyd Braun was in the nuthouse, not me.' Deena: 'And taking pleasure in the misfortunes of others.'
George · Deena:Mid-Deena's concerned intervention, George spots Ruthie Cohen: 'Do you see that woman? She stole $20 from me.' Deena: 'So again it all comes back to Lloyd.' George: 'Hey! Get back here! Don't gallop away. I'm on to you.'
George · Deena:Deena: 'So you're saying she was on a horse?' George: 'I'm telling you, that cashier is riding horses on my money.'
Deena:'Go down to the stables, snoop around. See if any high-flying cashier has been throwing $20 bills around with big lips.'
George · Deena:George explains his car fire to Deena: '...because of my father and the woman on the horse.' 'To park her horse?' 'No, she wasn't on the horse.' 'So your car caught fire because of my father and the woman on the horse.' 'That's right. And him.' 'The man with the flowers?'
George · Deena:'I can't believe it. That's Jerry Seinfeld.' 'Jerry Seinfeld, my best friend. He can explain all of this. Jerry! Over here, Jerry. It's me! Where are you going? It's—What are you—?'
George · Deena:'That was your best friend?' 'Yeah.' 'But he doesn't wear glasses.' 'That man was wearing glasses.' 'Don't you see? He was doing it to fool Lloyd Braun.'
George · Deena:Deena sees George in the Henry VIII costume. 'Oh, my God.' 'No, no, Deena, it's not what you think. This isn't mine. I got it from the Institute.' 'The Institute!'
Deena · George:George, this is the best thing for you. No, no, Deena. Deena, wait! Deena, help!