Character Analysis
Dolores
Played by Susan Walters
7 jokes across 1 episodes of Seinfeld
2.2
7
7.2
7.3
Character Comedy
Dolores delivers 7 scored jokes across 1 episodes of Seinfeld, averaging 7.2 on craft and 7.3 on impact for a career WAR of 2.2. Their comedy leans toward character comedy. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Dolores Lines
Dolores · Jerry:You know, I really think I'm falling for you, Jerry Seinfeld. Well, I really think I'm falling for you... 'Joseph Poglia.'
Dolores · Jerry:What are you so tense about? Nothing, really. Just a homicide.
Dolores · Jerry · Kramer:What are you doing? I was just looking for some gum. Or a mint. I have Junior Mints. No! No. I mean... No, thank you. No.
Dolores · Jerry:I had it autographed for my uncle. Yeah, I know. You don't know my name, do you? Yes, I do. What is it? It rhymes with a female body part.
Jerry · George · Dolores:Jerry runs into 'Mulva' — revealed to be named Dolores — an ex-girlfriend he infamously couldn't name
All Jokes — 13 total
Jerry · Dolores:Oh, Jerry. Oh, you. [flirtatious exchange while both know the compliment was a name-fishing maneuver]
Jerry · Dolores:Now, let's try 'breast.' Celeste. Kest. Rest. Sest. Hest. Hest? That's not a name.
Dolores · Jerry:What are you so tense about? Nothing, really. Just a homicide.
Dolores:My... my aunt's name is Mulva. She's a masseuse.
Dolores · Jerry:I'm going to the bathroom. I'll be right back. Good idea.
Dolores · Jerry · Kramer:What are you doing? I was just looking for some gum. Or a mint. I have Junior Mints. No! No. I mean... No, thank you. No.
Kramer · Dolores:Hello. Hello, I'm Kramer. Nice to meet you. See you later.
Dolores · Jerry:My cousin knows the producer. I may get to go backstage and meet Olympia Dukakis. There's a name you don't forget.
George · Dolores · Jerry:Hi. Hi, I'm George. Nice to meet you, George. Yeah. I gave it a shot.
Dolores:Great seats. You could see the actors spitting. Really.
Dolores · Jerry:You know, I really think I'm falling for you, Jerry Seinfeld. Well, I really think I'm falling for you... 'Joseph Poglia.'
Dolores · Jerry:I had it autographed for my uncle. Yeah, I know. You don't know my name, do you? Yes, I do. What is it? It rhymes with a female body part.
Jerry · George · Dolores:Jerry runs into 'Mulva' — revealed to be named Dolores — an ex-girlfriend he infamously couldn't name