Character Analysis
Donna
Played by Gretchen German
12 jokes across 3 episodes of Seinfeld
3.7
12
7.0
7.1
Irony/Sarcasm
Donna delivers 12 scored jokes across 3 episodes of Seinfeld, averaging 7.0 on craft and 7.1 on impact for a career WAR of 3.7. Their comedy leans toward irony/sarcasm. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Donna Lines
Donna · George:You didn't have to tell your friends. No, I had to tell my friends. My friends didn't have to tell you.
Donna:Really? — I like that commercial.
Donna · George:They're not talking about pants. They're talking about nothing. That's the point. — I know the point.
Donna · George:I asked some friends this weekend, all of them like the commercial. — Boy, I bet you got a regular Algonquin Round Table there.
Donna · Ada:It really accentuates my bust line. / Well, I type about 90 words a minute.
All Jokes — 11 total
George · Donna:Let me hear you try a Scottish accent. — That's Irish. — Irish, Scottish. What's the difference, lassie?
George · Donna:Are those cotton Dockers? I can't begin to tell you how much I hate that commercial.
Donna:Really? — I like that commercial.
Donna:And I could be comfortable too, if I had pants like that. I could sit on a porch and wrestle around and maybe even be part of a real bull session.
Donna · George:They're not talking about pants. They're talking about nothing. That's the point. — I know the point.
Jerry · Donna:You're the one that likes that commercial! — He told you that?
Donna · George:You didn't have to tell your friends. No, I had to tell my friends. My friends didn't have to tell you.
Donna · George:I don't like you talking about me behind my back. — Oh, boy.
Donna · George:I asked some friends this weekend, all of them like the commercial. — Boy, I bet you got a regular Algonquin Round Table there.
Donna · Ada:It really accentuates my bust line. / Well, I type about 90 words a minute.
Willie · Donna:Hey, Donna, can you get the salt stain out of this? / Let me see. Piece of cake. Bring it in. What size is it?