Character Analysis
Hostess
Played by Jessica Lundy
7 jokes across 1 episodes of Seinfeld
1.6
7
7.0
6.6
Cringe/Discomfort
Host delivers 7 scored jokes across 1 episodes of Seinfeld, averaging 7.0 on craft and 6.6 on impact for a career WAR of 1.6. Their comedy leans toward cringe/discomfort. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Host Lines
Jerry · Host:Jerry admires the host's Civil War book: 'I saw some of that show. It was wonderful.' Host: '620 million people died.' Jerry: 'Thousand.' Host: 'Thousand! 620,000. The horror. The horror!'
host · Kramer · Jerry:Hey, what happened to your coat? / And what is that smell? What, are you drunk? / I had to give it to the liquor store guy. / What for? / I spilled some chardonnay. / So, what did you get? / Cinnamon babka. / Cinnamon? / Why didn't you get chocolate? / George.
host · Elaine:What happened to you? / Somebody put a cane on my foot, just like the one I'm gonna put up your--
Host:Host says the wait will be "five, ten minutes" — the first of many identical estimates throughout the episode.
Elaine · Host:Trying to use the party host's phone: 'What's in it for me?' / 'A bigger bill.'
All Jokes — 5 total
Host:Host says the wait will be "five, ten minutes" — the first of many identical estimates throughout the episode.
Elaine · Host:Trying to use the party host's phone: 'What's in it for me?' / 'A bigger bill.'
Jerry · Host:Jerry admires the host's Civil War book: 'I saw some of that show. It was wonderful.' Host: '620 million people died.' Jerry: 'Thousand.' Host: 'Thousand! 620,000. The horror. The horror!'
host · Elaine:What happened to you? / Somebody put a cane on my foot, just like the one I'm gonna put up your--
host · Kramer · Jerry:Hey, what happened to your coat? / And what is that smell? What, are you drunk? / I had to give it to the liquor store guy. / What for? / I spilled some chardonnay. / So, what did you get? / Cinnamon babka. / Cinnamon? / Why didn't you get chocolate? / George.