Character Analysis
Jackie Chiles
Played by Phil Morris
15 jokes across 3 episodes of Seinfeld
7.2
15
7.5
7.7
Character Comedy
Jackie delivers 15 scored jokes across 3 episodes of Seinfeld, averaging 7.5 on craft and 7.7 on impact for a career WAR of 7.2. Their comedy leans toward character comedy. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Jackie Lines
Kramer · Jackie:Kramer's settlement: he gets a lifetime supply of cigarettes instead of money.
Jackie:Jackie: 'Rugged? The man's a goblin. He's only been exposed to smoke for four days. By the time this case gets to trial, he'll be nothing more than a shrunken head.'
Jackie:Jackie: 'This is the most public yet of my many humiliations.'
Jackie:Jackie: 'I wanna know what came after that "plus." I didn't hear any "plus."'
Jackie:Jackie: 'You better believe it. Jackie's cashing in on your wretched disfigurement.'
All Jokes — 8 total
Jackie:Jackie: 'I wanna know what came after that "plus." I didn't hear any "plus."'
Jackie · Kramer:Jackie Chiles appears and is immediately told to get out by someone, but reverses when Kramer mentions suing the tobacco companies.
Jackie:'I've been wanting a piece of them for years.'
Jackie:Jackie to the tobacco company lawyer: 'Your tobacco company has turned this beautiful specimen into a horrible, twisted freak.'
Jackie:Jackie: 'Rugged? The man's a goblin. He's only been exposed to smoke for four days. By the time this case gets to trial, he'll be nothing more than a shrunken head.'
Jackie:Jackie: 'You better believe it. Jackie's cashing in on your wretched disfigurement.'
Kramer · Jackie:Kramer's settlement: he gets a lifetime supply of cigarettes instead of money.
Jackie:Jackie: 'This is the most public yet of my many humiliations.'