Character Analysis
Jackie Chiles
Played by Phil Morris
15 jokes across 3 episodes of Seinfeld
7.2
15
7.5
7.7
Character Comedy
Jackie delivers 15 scored jokes across 3 episodes of Seinfeld, averaging 7.5 on craft and 7.7 on impact for a career WAR of 7.2. Their comedy leans toward character comedy. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Jackie Lines
Do you know what a balm is? You ever seen a balm? Didn't you read the instructions? No one can tell what a balm's gonna do. They're unpredictable.
Suzy, I want you to go down to Java World. Get me a café latte with a top. We're gonna run some tests on that top.
You put the balm on? Who told you to put the balm on? I didn't tell you to. Why'd you put the balm on?
'I'll take it'? 'I'll take it'? Who told you to take it?
It's outrageous, egregious, preposterous.
All Jokes — 6 total
It's outrageous, egregious, preposterous.
Suzy, I want you to go down to Java World. Get me a café latte with a top. We're gonna run some tests on that top.
Get me one coffee drinker on that jury... you gonna walk out of there a rich man.
You put the balm on? Who told you to put the balm on? I didn't tell you to. Why'd you put the balm on?
Do you know what a balm is? You ever seen a balm? Didn't you read the instructions? No one can tell what a balm's gonna do. They're unpredictable.
'I'll take it'? 'I'll take it'? Who told you to take it?