Character Analysis
Jane
Played by Jami Gertz
10 jokes across 2 episodes of Seinfeld
2.1
10
6.9
6.5
Character Comedy
Jane delivers 10 scored jokes across 2 episodes of Seinfeld, averaging 6.9 on craft and 6.5 on impact for a career WAR of 2.1. Their comedy leans toward character comedy. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Jane Lines
I can't spare a square!
No, I'm sorry. I can't spare it. There's just not enough to spare.
I sell paper goods, you jerk.
I simply could not spare it. This woman just didn't get it.
Too bad they don't have old ladies walking around with flashlights. Flush her out.
All Jokes — 10 total
No, I'm sorry. I can't spare it.
I can't spare a square!
Look, I don't have a square and I don't have a ply!
I simply could not spare it. This woman just didn't get it.
She wouldn't stop. 'Help me! Help me!' She was insane.
Too bad they don't have old ladies walking around with flashlights. Flush her out.
Oh, how's this thing work?
I sell paper goods, you jerk.
No, I'm sorry. I can't spare it. There's just not enough to spare.
I never tasted a cough medicine I didn't love. Me too. I love cough medicine.