Character Analysis
Karen
Played by Lisa Edelstein
13 jokes across 3 episodes of Seinfeld
4.6
13
7.3
7.2
Cringe/Discomfort
Karen delivers 13 scored jokes across 3 episodes of Seinfeld, averaging 7.3 on craft and 7.2 on impact for a career WAR of 4.6. Their comedy leans toward cringe/discomfort. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Karen Lines
Well, now I hate you! That, I'm used to.
Who is more important to you, her or me? I like you, she doesn't. Who you gonna pick?
God, I love her, Jerry. She's so authentic. You believe everything is actually happening to her. No acting there.
Do you feel the way you feel after the risotto? Well, no. I feel full after the risotto.
You don't think I bought all that. Bought what? No, you're very good. Very good with the moanings and the gyrations.
All Jokes — 11 total
Are you satisfied? I'm very satisfied. I'm sure if you weren't satisfied, you would say something, wouldn't you? I probably would. Sure. But then again, I'm an enigma.
Do you feel the way you feel after the risotto? Well, no. I feel full after the risotto.
God, I love her, Jerry. She's so authentic. You believe everything is actually happening to her. No acting there.
Well, it's not like after the risotto.
You don't think I bought all that. Bought what? No, you're very good. Very good with the moanings and the gyrations.
You know, it's like you never see a really attractive woman getting a traffic ticket. How can you say that? My sister got a ticket last week. Are you saying she's not attractive?
The second time I sent the noodles back... I thought she made a face. I didn't see a face. I thought I saw a face.
Who is more important to you, her or me? I like you, she doesn't. Who you gonna pick?
Well, now I hate you! That, I'm used to.
I'm thinking of a number from one to 10. - Six. - No, five. - But you were close.
These doves were murdered.