Katie

Katie · Jerry:You found the airport all right? — Yes, I followed the planes.

Katie:Just so you know, they also have decaf as well. And I talked to the hostess, they'll also be serving coffee on the plane, along with a selection of cocktails and soft--

Katie · Jerry:Jerry, just so you know, before we take off, they'll tell us what to do in event of a crash. — Yes, I know. I've flown before. — Oh, good. I just didn't want you to freak out.

Katie:Even if you have to go a little, you better go now, because you can't until after takeoff.

Katie · Jerry:It's a pretty full house, lighting guy's name is Lou. He's got a birthday next week. — Yeah, I don't care.

Katie:By the way, I don't want you to freak out, but the pilot is going to be in the audience.

Jerry · Katie:And you know why? Seeing that pilot in the audience really freaked me out. — I knew it.

Katie · Jerry:I'm gonna go chew him out. — Oh, it doesn't matter now. — Don't you worry, I'm on top of this. — Yeah, you're on top of it. And I'm on the bottom!

Katie:He had no business being in your audience if you didn't want him there.

Katie · Jerry:Jerry, I don't want you to freak out. — I'M FREAKING OUT! I am freaking out!

Katie · Jerry:Standard room or a mini-suite? — Midsize, luxury or sports model? — I don't have a preference, okay? Just make a decision yourself. Stop bothering me with every minor detail.

Katie:Okay. You're the big celebrity.

Jerry · Katie:Where are we? / I'm not sure. / Is this even a road? / Oh, we lost the road half-hour ago.

Jerry · Katie:Katie from Jerry's management announces a gig in Dayton, Ohio. Jerry says Tuesday's no good because he's doing Career Day at his junior high.

Katie:Katie escalates: 'They bump you in junior high, next you're being bumped in high schools, colleges, trade schools. Before you know it, Letterman won't return your calls.'