Character Analysis
Kevin
Played by Tim DeKay
8 jokes across 2 episodes of Seinfeld
1.7
8
6.8
6.8
Character Comedy
Kevin delivers 8 scored jokes across 2 episodes of Seinfeld, averaging 6.8 on craft and 6.8 on impact for a career WAR of 1.7. Their comedy leans toward character comedy. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Kevin Lines
Kevin:'We've already got a George.'
Kevin · Elaine:I got a vasectomy this morning. — Although, I have a hunch you mean it.
Kevin · Jerry · Kramer:What are you guys doing here? — We're getting vasectomies. — Why? — I'm doing it for you.
Elaine · Kevin · Gene · Feldman:Kevin's friends Gene and Feldman — revealed as Bizarro George and Bizarro Kramer — at 'Reggies' (Bizarro coffee shop).
Elaine · Kevin:Sometimes I think I do want kids, maybe a lot of kids. — Sometimes I think about wearing my hair real short. Yeah, I think I like short hair, really short.
All Jokes — 22 total
Elaine · Kevin:So, Kevin, if I don't want children, does that make me a bad humanitarian? — Not at all. — Because when you get to know me, you'll see that I'm a pretty good humanitarian.
Kevin · Elaine:Elaine, you changed my life. Oh, Kevin, you can go on and on about how you don't want kids and it sounds really nice, but the truth is, I don't know if you mean it or not.
Kevin · Elaine:I got a vasectomy this morning. — Although, I have a hunch you mean it.
Elaine · Kevin:What was that? — Well, Kevin, maybe I have a little doubt. I mean, nothing is 100 percent. — This is.
Kevin:Like last summer, I'm watching TV and I saw one of those jet skis. Four thousand dollars later, and it's sitting in my garage.
Kevin:Like last summer, I'm watching TV and I saw one of those jet skis. Four thousand dollars later, and it's sitting in my garage.
Elaine · Kevin:Sometimes I think I do want kids, maybe a lot of kids. — Sometimes I think about wearing my hair real short. Yeah, I think I like short hair, really short.
Kevin · Jerry · Kramer:What are you guys doing here? — We're getting vasectomies. — Why? — I'm doing it for you.
Kevin · Elaine · Jerry · Kramer:What did you do to your hair? — I cut it. — It's a little short. — You think? — What are you doing here? — Kevin's having his vasectomy reversed. — Reversed? — Reversed?
Elaine · Kevin:Elaine breaks up with Kevin but he cheerfully accepts being friends — she's visibly thrown.
Elaine · Kevin · Gene · Feldman:Kevin's friends Gene and Feldman — revealed as Bizarro George and Bizarro Kramer — at 'Reggies' (Bizarro coffee shop).
Kevin · Gene · Feldman:'I got it.' / 'You got it last time.' / 'Don't worry about it.'
Feldman · Elaine · Kevin:Feldman proposes an alarm clock that tells you the weather: 'I gotta say, I think that that is a fantastic idea, Feldman.' / Kevin: 'I don't know. It's not practical.'
Kevin · Elaine · Feldman:'See you later, Elaine. Feldman and I gotta get down to the library.' / 'What are you gonna do down there?' / 'Read.'
Elaine · Jerry · George · Kramer · Kevin · Gene · Feldman:The two groups meet: Jerry/George/Kramer encounter Kevin/Gene/Feldman. 'This is really weird.'
Kevin:'We've already got a George.'
Elaine · Kevin · Gene · Feldman:The Bizarro apartment: Elaine visits Kevin's apartment, which is the mirror of Jerry's. Gene is just reading, Feldman comes from across the hall.
Kevin · Feldman:'Ever hear of asking?' — Kevin scolds Feldman for eating olives without permission.
Elaine · Kevin · Feldman:Feldman gets Bolshoi Ballet tickets — 'fourth row, center' — and Elaine's 'Get out!' is so emphatic she physically shoves Kevin.
Kevin · Gene:Bizarro World tag scene: The Bizarro group has a free long-distance pay phone — and they immediately call the phone company to report it.
Feldman · Kevin:Feldman brings Kevin groceries — again — Kevin says 'Again?' with mild exasperation, and both thank each other warmly.
Kevin · Elaine:'You know, I may not say this enough, but you two are about the best friends a guy could have.' / 'Me so happy. Me want to cry.'