Lloyd Braun

Lloyd:Lloyd explains he's living with his parents because of 'a fire in my apartment' — delivered with casual dismissal while pivoting to checking out women

Lloyd · George:Someone notices George's arm is doing the involuntary spasm thing: 'Something wrong with your arm?'

Lloyd:'That's a bitch, huh?' — Lloyd's response to hearing about George's involuntary arm spasms

George · Elaine · Lloyd:George explains the nametag idea: 'One of my campaign themes would be that everybody should wear nametags to make the city friendlier. Everybody would know everybody. It would be like a small town.'

Lloyd · George:Lloyd notices George's arm spasm again: 'Hey, your arm. It moved again. I thought you said it went away.' George: 'I banged it on the desk in the doctor's office.'

Lloyd · Kramer · Jerry · George:Hey, Kramer. / Hey, Lloyd. Hey, buddy. / Hi, Jerry. / Lloyd. / George. / Hello, Lloyd. / How you doing? / Well, he's doing fine, George.

George · Kramer · Lloyd:Lloyd offers Chinese gum; George refuses; Kramer says 'Yes, yes, we shall all try a piece and tell you how delicious it is.'

Elaine · Jerry · Lloyd:Elaine's attempt to avoid Lloyd Braun: she doesn't want to say hello, then Lloyd appears and she's forced to; she claims Jerry needs to sit in the front row because 'he forgot his glasses.'

Kramer · Elaine · Lloyd:You should say hello to Lloyd, Elaine. / What? Lloyd's here? No, no, I'd rather-- / Hi, Elaine. / Lloyd. Yes, hello.

Lloyd · Kramer:Lloyd reacts to Elaine's exit: 'That was odd. Am I crazy or does Jerry not wear glasses?' Kramer insists Jerry does wear glasses. 'Not crazy.'

Elaine · Kramer · Jerry · Lloyd:Elaine says there's no light in the ladies' room. 'Oh, God.' Jerry: 'I just gotta stretch out in a hot bath. It was nice to see you again, Lloyd.'

Kramer · Lloyd · Jerry:Lloyd produces more Chinese gum. Kramer: 'Yeah, now, see, this is what the holidays are all about. Three buddies sitting around chewing gum, huh?'

Jerry · Kramer · Lloyd:Lloyd wants to take Jerry to meet the Chinatown gum importer. Jerry declines. Kramer overrides: 'Sure, he wants to.' Jerry: 'And it's very kind of you.' Kramer: 'Yeah, Jerry, he appreciates it.' Jerry: 'Yes, I do, Kramer.'

Lloyd · Jerry · Kramer:'So how about that Elaine today?' 'Oh, baby.' 'She was practically undressing in front of me at the theatre.' 'I didn't see anything.' 'You really missed a show, buddy.'

Lloyd · Kramer:Lloyd plans to 'stick around' to see what Elaine is wearing today. Kramer: 'Or not wearing, if you know what I mean.' Lloyd: 'Absolutely, let's stick around.'

Kramer · Lloyd:I'll tell you what, they're expecting us. Let me just grab a hot dog here. / Oh, yeah. I'd like a hot dog, please.

Jerry · Kramer · Lloyd:Kramer tries to eat an ancient movie-theatre hot dog. Jerry: 'This hot dog's been here since the silent era. You'd have to be insane to eat it.' Kramer: 'No, no, this man is not insane. There's nothing wrong with it or you.'

Elaine · Jerry · Kramer · Lloyd:'Hey, everybody.' 'Whoa, Elaine!' 'Once again you've managed to top yourself.'

Kramer · Lloyd:Lloyd sees Elaine wet and tells Kramer: 'Look, honey, I know you're trying to get Lloyd to notice you, but this is too much. Parading around in a wet T-shirt.'

Kramer · Lloyd:Here you go. / All this? / Yeah. / A hundred dollars worth? / I gave you a hundred dollars? / You sure did. / Am I crazy or is that a lot of gum? / It's a lot of gum!