Character Analysis
Lou / The Sidler
Played by Brent Hinkley
6 jokes across 3 episodes of Seinfeld
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Character Comedy
Lou delivers 6 scored jokes across 3 episodes of Seinfeld, averaging 6.2 on craft and 6.0 on impact for a career WAR of 0.6. Their comedy leans toward character comedy. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Lou Lines
Lou · Witness · Denise · George:An eyewitness to the jewelry store break-in. Do you recognize anybody in this lineup? / That's the guy, officer. The guy there in the middle. The tall guy with the high hair. I'd recognize him anywhere. / Hey, you. You with the high hair. Step forward. / Me?
Lou · Jerry:The lie detector test: 'What is your name? / Jerry Seinfeld.' Then: 'Did Kimberly steal Jo's baby?' / 'I don't know.' / 'Did Billy sleep with Allison's best friend?' / 'I don't know.'
Lou · George · Jerry:Lou identifies the 'gorgeous woman' in the sketch as 'Sergeant Tierney' — a police officer who actually works there.
Lou · Elaine:I can't. It burns my cankers. / Binaca. / Again. / Right, right, cankers. / I got it. Chew gum. / I hate gum. / The only gum I liked came with the Mickey Mouse gumball machine. They stopped making that 20 years ago. / Well, stinky, this is your lucky day.
Elaine · Lou:Your: ... [long pause] / My dead tooth? / No. / Your: ... [another pause] / What, my breath?
All Jokes — 11 total
Lou · George · Jerry:Lou identifies the 'gorgeous woman' in the sketch as 'Sergeant Tierney' — a police officer who actually works there.
Lou · Jerry:What you civilians call a lie detector test. / Let me ask you. When someone is lying, is it true that their pants are actually on fire?
Lou · Jerry:If I could tell you the famous faces that have been up here.... / Get out. / A certain cast member of Melrose Place. / Really? Have you ever seen the show? / No. / You can admit it, Jerry. It's okay.
Lou · Jerry:The lie detector test: 'What is your name? / Jerry Seinfeld.' Then: 'Did Kimberly steal Jo's baby?' / 'I don't know.' / 'Did Billy sleep with Allison's best friend?' / 'I don't know.'
Lou · Witness · Denise · George:An eyewitness to the jewelry store break-in. Do you recognize anybody in this lineup? / That's the guy, officer. The guy there in the middle. The tall guy with the high hair. I'd recognize him anywhere. / Hey, you. You with the high hair. Step forward. / Me?
Lou · Elaine:Hey, your coffee stain looks like Fidel Castro. / You've been an enormous help.
Elaine · Lou:Your: ... [long pause] / My dead tooth? / No. / Your: ... [another pause] / What, my breath?
Lou:Thanks, Elaine. You're such a super lady.
Elaine · Lou:Elaine lures Lou into a room; they discover the Tic Tacs are turning his teeth green
Elaine · Lou:Because they're turning your teeth green. / I only buy the white ones. / Okay. Well, then your teeth are green for a different reason.
Lou · Elaine:I can't. It burns my cankers. / Binaca. / Again. / Right, right, cankers. / I got it. Chew gum. / I hate gum. / The only gum I liked came with the Mickey Mouse gumball machine. They stopped making that 20 years ago. / Well, stinky, this is your lucky day.