Character Analysis
Matthew
Played by John Christian Graas
5 jokes across 2 episodes of Seinfeld
1.4
5
7.0
7.5
Escalation
Matthew delivers 5 scored jokes across 2 episodes of Seinfeld, averaging 7.0 on craft and 7.5 on impact for a career WAR of 1.4. Their comedy leans toward escalation. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Matthew Lines
Matthew:Thanks for ruining my daddy's business, you fat f**k.
Matthew · Jerry:Final scene: Matthew the child shouts at Jerry: 'Thanks for ruining my daddy's business, you fat f**k.'
Matthew:Immediately after Jerry's lecture to Matthew about not cursing, a cut to Matthew screaming: 'What the f**k are you doing, you little piece of s**t?!'
Jerry · Matthew:I hear your father's closing his store. / What? / No. Nothing. / What's happened to Daddy? / He's going out of business? / No, no, no. / We're not going to have any money? / No, of course not. / Mommy! Jerry says Daddy's closing the store. He's going out of business. We don't have any money?
Matthew · Jerry:Matthew (the kid) to Jerry at the door: 'He's a funny f****r.'
All Jokes — 6 total
Jerry · Matthew:I hear your father's closing his store. / What? / No. Nothing. / What's happened to Daddy? / He's going out of business? / No, no, no. / We're not going to have any money? / No, of course not. / Mommy! Jerry says Daddy's closing the store. He's going out of business. We don't have any money?
Matthew · Jerry:Matthew (the kid) to Jerry at the door: 'He's a funny f****r.'
Jerry · Matthew:Jerry earnestly explains to Matthew: 'Now, cursing is not something that most comedians do.' Matthew: 'You did it.' Jerry: 'That's true, but it was an accident.'
Matthew:Immediately after Jerry's lecture to Matthew about not cursing, a cut to Matthew screaming: 'What the f**k are you doing, you little piece of s**t?!'
Matthew · Jerry:Final scene: Matthew the child shouts at Jerry: 'Thanks for ruining my daddy's business, you fat f**k.'
Matthew:Thanks for ruining my daddy's business, you fat f**k.