
Character Analysis

Mike Moffitt
Played by Lee Arenberg
14 jokes across 3 episodes of Seinfeld
Total Jokes
14.0
Avg Craft
6.9
Avg Impact
7.0
Comedy Style
Escalation
Best Jokes by Mike
Hold on! Susie didn't commit suicide. She was murdered... by Jerry Seinfeld!
You'll have to go to work! / I don't have a job! / Neither do I!
Yeah. He's a real phoney.
You're not even old enough to drive, you little puke. / You just spit on me! / Don't you raise your voice to me. You're not my father!
Man, that Michael Jordan is so phoney.
All Jokes — 13 total
I'm not sneaking! I didn't even know you were parking. You were just sitting there.
But I'm backing in, you can't put it in headfirst! / I can if I have room!
What's the difference? / Because I know him too... and probably a lot better than you. / Well, bully for you.
Yeah. He's a real phoney.
I'll sleep in my car if I have to. I'll die out here.
You're not even old enough to drive, you little puke. / You just spit on me! / Don't you raise your voice to me. You're not my father!
Man, that Michael Jordan is so phoney.
You'll have to go to work! / I don't have a job! / Neither do I!
I wasn't aware that uh... Mike! This is George Costanza. He's starting here today.
Welcome aboard. Thanks, Mike. Nice to be aboard.
I'll get the money. I got a hundred in my pocket if you wanna reach in.
Stupid thumbs.
Hold on! Susie didn't commit suicide. She was murdered... by Jerry Seinfeld!