Mike Moffitt

I'm not sneaking! I didn't even know you were parking. You were just sitting there.

But I'm backing in, you can't put it in headfirst! / I can if I have room!

What's the difference? / Because I know him too... and probably a lot better than you. / Well, bully for you.

Yeah. He's a real phoney.

I'll sleep in my car if I have to. I'll die out here.

You're not even old enough to drive, you little puke. / You just spit on me! / Don't you raise your voice to me. You're not my father!

Man, that Michael Jordan is so phoney.

You'll have to go to work! / I don't have a job! / Neither do I!

I wasn't aware that uh... Mike! This is George Costanza. He's starting here today.

Welcome aboard. Thanks, Mike. Nice to be aboard.

I'll get the money. I got a hundred in my pocket if you wanna reach in.

Stupid thumbs.

Hold on! Susie didn't commit suicide. She was murdered... by Jerry Seinfeld!