Character Analysis
Officer Vogel
Played by Scott Jaeck
5 jokes across 2 episodes of Seinfeld
1.6
5
7.6
7.3
Character Comedy
Officer delivers 5 scored jokes across 2 episodes of Seinfeld, averaging 7.6 on craft and 7.3 on impact for a career WAR of 1.6. Their comedy leans toward character comedy. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Officer Lines
Newman? The white whale.
he's become my white whale.
Officer. Hi. Do you really have to give us a ticket? - All right, Nick. Let's hit it.
Can't see on your right side? / No. It's itchy.
In 1979, I ticketed a brown Dodge Diplomat for parking in a church zone. That fine was never paid. And since then, that scofflaw has piled up more parking tickets than anyone in New York City.
All Jokes — 5 total
In 1979, I ticketed a brown Dodge Diplomat for parking in a church zone. That fine was never paid. And since then, that scofflaw has piled up more parking tickets than anyone in New York City.
he's become my white whale.
Can't see on your right side? / No. It's itchy.
Newman? The white whale.
Officer. Hi. Do you really have to give us a ticket? - All right, Nick. Let's hit it.