Rick

Rick · George:Rick has a change of heart and tells George he wants him to come back: 'Maybe I've been a little rough on you.' / 'I want you to come back. And you can use my bathroom anytime you want.'

Kramer · Rick:Borrow. From my friend. Yeah, he'll be buying it. / Maybe I should talk to him. / Oh, I don't think so. No, he's an entertainer. You know, all over the place. That's where I come in. / I see. So you're his manag...? / Neighbour. That's right.

Kramer · Rick:If I'm gonna recommend this car, I need to see that it'll handle my daily routine. / Well, where're we going? / Just a little place I like to call 'You'll See.'

Rick · Kramer:Mr. Kramer, we're really not allowed to use the cars to run errands. / Now, look, Rick, I'm very close to giving this car...that my celebrity friend is considering, my full endorsement.

Kramer · Rick:Well, it's on E. / You know, Rick, often times, Jerry, he lends me his car... and I find myself in a situation where the car is almost out of gas. / But for a variety of reasons...I don't wanna be the one responsible for purchasing costly gasoline. / So you wanna know how far you can drive your friend's car for free.

Rick · Kramer:Where is it now? / There's overlap between the needle and slash below the E. / How low are you gonna go? / Oh, I've been in the slash many times. This is nothing.

Rick · Kramer:Have you ever been completely below the slash? / Well, I almost did once and I blacked out. When I came to the car was in a ditch and the tank was full. / I don't know who did it. And I never got to thank them.

Kramer · Rick · Kramer:Let's just go for it like Thelma and Louise. / They drove to a dealership? / No, they drove off a cliff. / You are one sick mama. I like it.

Kramer · Rick:Cars can go on empty, but not us humans, huh, fella? / I'll get us a couple of Twix bars. / No. / No coconut for me.

Kramer · Rick:No, man, not the gas. / But it needs it, Kramer. It needs it bad. / You really think this will make you happy? Because it won't. / You should go on without me.

Kramer · Rick:Maybe we'd better get moving. / It's good to have you back, Stan. / It's Rick, by the way. / No time.

Kramer · Rick:What was that? / There's a mental hospital right near here.

Kramer · Rick:There's the dealer. / We did it. We pulled it off. I can't believe it. / Where's the needle? / Oh, it broke off, baby.

Rick · Kramer:Oh, Mr. Kramer, I gotta thank you. I learned a lot. Things are gonna be different for me now. / Well, that's a weird thing to say.

Kramer · Rick:I wonder how much longer we'd have lasted. Yeah, yeah, I wonder.

Rick · Kramer:Well, I think we stopped. / You can probably let go of my hand now. / Well, I'll think about it.

Rick · George:Do you have my card? / A nickel.