Character Analysis
Sue Ellen Mischke
Played by Brenda Strong
5 jokes across 4 episodes of Seinfeld
0.9
5
6.6
6.5
Character Comedy
Sue Ellen delivers 5 scored jokes across 4 episodes of Seinfeld, averaging 6.6 on craft and 6.5 on impact for a career WAR of 0.9. Their comedy leans toward character comedy. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Sue Ellen Lines
Elaine · George · Sue Ellen:Nina slept with him, he slept with me, I slept with Pinter. / Nobody cares. It's all ancient history. / You slept with the groom?
Elaine · Sue Ellen:'Ben really wishes he could've helped.' / 'I thought he was a doctor.' / 'Oh, he is. You know, kind of. I mean, I call him doctor.'
Sue Ellen · Elaine:Elaine, you were my maid of honour and you slept with my Pinter? / No, no. It was years ago, before you met him. / And I gotta tell you, it was very mechanical.
Sue Ellen:Not even Pinter's parents and they're Indian.
Elaine · Sue Ellen:No, no, I'm actually here to bid, Sue Ellen. I mean, that is if anything's to my liking. [pause] I'm here to catch a glimpse of high society.
All Jokes — 8 total
Elaine · Sue Ellen:No, no, I'm actually here to bid, Sue Ellen. I mean, that is if anything's to my liking. [pause] I'm here to catch a glimpse of high society.
Sue Ellen:Well, I hope you find something that fits your budget.
Jerry · Elaine · Sue Ellen · Auctioneer:That's your ceiling. Ten thousand going twice. Eleven thousand. Twelve thousand. Thirteen thousand. Fourteen thousand. Fifteen thousand.
Sue Ellen:Sue Ellen introduces Rick: 'He does Giuliani's gums.'
Elaine · Sue Ellen:'Ben really wishes he could've helped.' / 'I thought he was a doctor.' / 'Oh, he is. You know, kind of. I mean, I call him doctor.'
Sue Ellen · Elaine:Elaine, you were my maid of honour and you slept with my Pinter? / No, no. It was years ago, before you met him. / And I gotta tell you, it was very mechanical.
Elaine · George · Sue Ellen:Nina slept with him, he slept with me, I slept with Pinter. / Nobody cares. It's all ancient history. / You slept with the groom?
Sue Ellen:Not even Pinter's parents and they're Indian.