Character Analysis
Tony Abado
Played by Brad Garrett
13 jokes across 2 episodes of Seinfeld
3.1
13
7.0
6.7
Character Comedy
Tony delivers 13 scored jokes across 2 episodes of Seinfeld, averaging 7.0 on craft and 6.7 on impact for a career WAR of 3.1. Their comedy leans toward character comedy. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Tony Lines
Step off, George. I don't want to see you.
What about the driver?
That registration may have your name on it, Jerry... but this engine's running on my sweat and my blood.
Fifty-one percent of all turns are right turns.
We'd get in an accident.
All Jokes — 13 total
You think if I jumped off that balcony, I'd get hurt?
What about the driver?
We'd get in an accident.
You said, 'Step off'?
God, that is too much!
You get no rush from bowling.
Step off, George. I don't want to see you.
I remember this car. Beautiful car.
Have I been picking at it? No, you know, it's just wear and tear. -Wear and tear, I see.
Fifty-one percent of all turns are right turns.
Motor oil is the lifeblood of a car. You put in a low-grade oil, you can damage vital engine parts.
The washer fluid is not fine!
That registration may have your name on it, Jerry... but this engine's running on my sweat and my blood.