Character Analysis
Tony Abado
Played by Brad Garrett
13 jokes across 2 episodes of Seinfeld
3.1
13
7.0
6.7
Character Comedy
Tony delivers 13 scored jokes across 2 episodes of Seinfeld, averaging 7.0 on craft and 6.7 on impact for a career WAR of 3.1. Their comedy leans toward character comedy. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Tony Lines
George · Tony:George: 'I got tuna and salmon salad, Tony, because I know you don't like peanut butter.' Tony's baffled: 'What?'
Tony:That registration may have your name on it, Jerry, but this engine's running on my sweat and my blood.
Tony:You don't try to. You do it. Fifty-one percent of all turns are right turns.
Tony · Jerry:You know, you wrote the wrong mileage down on the form. You barely know the car. Don't know the mileage, the tire pressure. When's the last time you checked the washer fluid? But the washer fluid is fine. The washer fluid is not fine!
Tony · George:Tony asking George to throw out the trash as he's being banished.
All Jokes — 12 total
George · Tony:George and Tony say 'mañana' four times in rapid succession, with George eventually using it to excuse himself from the climb with a fake boil-lancing appointment.
Tony · George:Tony tells George to yodel to calm himself down on the cliff face.
Tony · George:Hanging off a cliff, Tony asks George if he has anything to eat. George produces sandwiches.
George · Tony:George: 'I got tuna and salmon salad, Tony, because I know you don't like peanut butter.' Tony's baffled: 'What?'
George · Tony:George: 'Tony, please. Next time, it'll just be the two of us.' Tony: 'There won't be any next time, George.'
Tony · George:Tony asking George to throw out the trash as he's being banished.
Tony · Jerry:Have you been picking at it? Have I been picking at it?
Tony:You don't try to. You do it. Fifty-one percent of all turns are right turns.
Tony · Jerry:Tony the mechanic's dramatic scene: 'Don't lie to me, Jerry. You know that motor oil you're putting in there? It's from those quickie-lube places, isn't it?'
Jerry · Tony:How much money is this gonna cost me? I don't understand you. It's your own car we're talking about.
Tony · Jerry:You know, you wrote the wrong mileage down on the form. You barely know the car. Don't know the mileage, the tire pressure. When's the last time you checked the washer fluid? But the washer fluid is fine. The washer fluid is not fine!
Tony:That registration may have your name on it, Jerry, but this engine's running on my sweat and my blood.