Character Analysis
Angela Matusa
Played by Suzanne Kent
48 jokes across 3 episodes of Taxi
13.4
48
7.0
6.5
Character Comedy
Angela delivers 48 scored jokes across 3 episodes of Taxi, averaging 7.0 on craft and 6.5 on impact for a career WAR of 13.4. Their comedy leans toward character comedy. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Angela Lines
Angela · Alex:The reason I didn't go out with Wayne had nothing to do with his weight. No? No, I think he's adorable. So what was the reason? His wife and four kids.
Angela:A half an hour.
Angela · Alex:Hey, Alex, aren't you just saying this because I put you on the spot and you're afraid of hurting my feelings? Yeah.
Angela:No. A half an hour.
Angela:I chased him six blocks and lost him in an alley.
All Jokes — 48 total
Angela · Alex:You could have said you were looking for another apartment. No. I was looking for this one, 3-D. It fell off when I knocked on... door.
Angela:Well, my admirers will just have to wander the halls looking for me.
Angela:You got guts.
Angela:Most guys drop it ten seconds after they see me. You can stop now. You've got the record.
Angela:To call your mother. Maybe you'll be lucky and she'll be sick and you'll have to run over and see her.
Angela:You must know a really dark bar where no one will see us.
Angela:Sure, why take any chance on anyone seeing you with me.
Angela:As you can see, I eat anything.
Angela:I was just trying to make it easy on you.
Angela:Fat chance.
Angela:Rich people probably like them. Rich people like anything that's small that tastes weird.
Angela:The management requested it.
Angela · Bobby:Am I what you pictured, Bobby? Yeah, more or less. More.
Angela:You could have held out. I was almost ready to believe you.
Angela:I'm one of the few women in New York who's safe on the streets.
Angela:They give you a little dinner, they think they own you.
Angela:What are you doing this time praying nobody will be home?
Angela:Good, so far it looks like I haven't been missing anything.
Angela:You mean falling in love?
Angela:Now, feel free to jump in and stop me anytime.
Angela:and dropped ten or 70 pounds.
Angela:I can't believe you came all the way back here just because you forgot to give me the 'let's be friends' speech.
Angela:No. A half an hour.
Angela:The management requested it.
Angela:No, really I'm one of the few women in New York who's safe on the streets.
Angela:They give you a little dinner, they think they own you.
Angela:The only thing that could spoil this moment if Cheryl Tiegs was standing behind me.
Angela:He said I could eat anything as long as it wasn't food.
Angela:You don't know how many pounds I've waited to hear somebody say that.
Angela:Nah, I throw it over my car when it rains.
Angela:Make the salad dressing Hundred Island.
Angela:I chased him six blocks and lost him in an alley.
Angela · Alex:Hey, Alex, aren't you just saying this because I put you on the spot and you're afraid of hurting my feelings? Yeah.
Angela:And if I can lose 100 pounds for you, maybe I can lose 150 for somebody with a better nose.
Angela:You know, I just wish once we could leave this place together.
Angela:I had to stand on a garbage can to look in the window.
Angela:so I went in the kitchen and ate a turkey.
Angela:That blimp?
Angela · Alex:The reason I didn't go out with Wayne had nothing to do with his weight. No? No, I think he's adorable. So what was the reason? His wife and four kids.
Angela:You could've said you were looking for another apartment.
Angela:Well, my admirers will just have to wander the halls looking for me.
Angela:Now feel free to jump in and stop me anytime.
Angela:I wouldn't mind looking like you if I was a man.
Angela:dropped ten or 70 pounds...
Angela:You could just nod.
Angela:Make you feel like you did your good deed for the day?
Angela:I can't believe you came all the way back here just because you forgot to give me the 'let's be friends' speech.
Angela:A half an hour.