Angela Matusa

You could have said you were looking for another apartment. No. I was looking for this one, 3-D. It fell off when I knocked on... door.

Well, my admirers will just have to wander the halls looking for me.

You got guts.

Most guys drop it ten seconds after they see me. You can stop now. You've got the record.

To call your mother. Maybe you'll be lucky and she'll be sick and you'll have to run over and see her.

You must know a really dark bar where no one will see us.

Sure, why take any chance on anyone seeing you with me.

As you can see, I eat anything.

I was just trying to make it easy on you.

Fat chance.

Rich people probably like them. Rich people like anything that's small that tastes weird.

The management requested it.

Am I what you pictured, Bobby? Yeah, more or less. More.

You could have held out. I was almost ready to believe you.

I'm one of the few women in New York who's safe on the streets.

They give you a little dinner, they think they own you.

What are you doing this time praying nobody will be home?

Good, so far it looks like I haven't been missing anything.

You mean falling in love?

Now, feel free to jump in and stop me anytime.

and dropped ten or 70 pounds.

I can't believe you came all the way back here just because you forgot to give me the 'let's be friends' speech.

No. A half an hour.

The management requested it.

No, really I'm one of the few women in New York who's safe on the streets.

They give you a little dinner, they think they own you.

The only thing that could spoil this moment if Cheryl Tiegs was standing behind me.

He said I could eat anything as long as it wasn't food.

You don't know how many pounds I've waited to hear somebody say that.

Nah, I throw it over my car when it rains.

Make the salad dressing Hundred Island.

I chased him six blocks and lost him in an alley.

Hey, Alex, aren't you just saying this because I put you on the spot and you're afraid of hurting my feelings? Yeah.

And if I can lose 100 pounds for you, maybe I can lose 150 for somebody with a better nose.

You know, I just wish once we could leave this place together.

I had to stand on a garbage can to look in the window.

so I went in the kitchen and ate a turkey.

That blimp?

The reason I didn't go out with Wayne had nothing to do with his weight. No? No, I think he's adorable. So what was the reason? His wife and four kids.

You could've said you were looking for another apartment.

Well, my admirers will just have to wander the halls looking for me.

Now feel free to jump in and stop me anytime.

I wouldn't mind looking like you if I was a man.

dropped ten or 70 pounds...

You could just nod.

Make you feel like you did your good deed for the day?

I can't believe you came all the way back here just because you forgot to give me the 'let's be friends' speech.

A half an hour.