A Taxi Celebration 1

And if you haven't, you dirty miserable... Come on in here.

What do you mean busting my chops here, making believe you're a regular person.

He'll give you the scales off his back.

I only work 60 hours a week.

Me? I'm a cabdriver. I'm the only cabdriver in this place.

Why is everyone here just a little angry?

I am the living embodiment of the '60s.

Everything that came along, I went with, even if I didn't know what it was, I went with it.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

Cabdriver.

Hasn't everyone?

That's a tough choice.

What... does... a... yellow... light... mean? repeated increasingly slowly

It doesn't get any better.

You could've said you were looking for another apartment.

Well, my admirers will just have to wander the halls looking for me.

Maybe Angela ate her.

Now feel free to jump in and stop me anytime.

I wouldn't mind looking like you if I was a man.

dropped ten or 70 pounds...

You could just nod.

I haven't been romantically involved in eight years and I'm not about to break my streak right now.

Make you feel like you did your good deed for the day?

I can't believe you came all the way back here just because you forgot to give me the 'let's be friends' speech.

Hey, Angela, I think we had a normal moment there.

A half an hour.

Conskufflement.

Either you have sex with me or you freeze to death. Sex. Death.

Talk is cheap. I want your body.

See? Smooth, milky white. Yours.

Do you mock us because you do not eat animals with cloven hooves unless they chew their cud? No!

Now, peel me like a grape, so I can get out of here!

Why don't they just get married again?

You son of a gun, you!

Well, she wasn't the one I was after, Tony.

Oh, no, no, no, no...

I'm the one he spends tortured nights dreaming about.

He said that?

No, I'm just assuming.

It's okay with me.

Alex, Elaine's heart is getting broken and you're having a great time here, dancing.