On The Job 1

Well, uh, don't hold me to this, because I could be dead wrong, but if it's what I think it is, I haven't got a clue.

The tires had to have treads. The brakes had to have linings.

Anyone here go near that goose?

Maybe it's time for us to shed these old, lousy, nowhere jobs and find new, lousy, nowhere jobs.

Visual: Mackenzie hanging from noose in office

I wonder how long it took him to come up with that one.

Yeah, unfortunately he was the kind of guy who would shoot his accountant.

'Cause you owe 300 bucks.

I gave the locker room prayer for the Giants that week. The team looked so up for the game, I didn't see how they could lose. Especially with the 14-point spread.

Father, isn't it illegal and a sin to bet with a bookmaker, even with the spread? / 14 points.

Nah, nah, you don't understand. He only takes cash.

Well, as long as you don't put your faith in the Giants again.

Visual: Lou-Lou hands Tony the priest's watch as payment

Splendid, Miss Nardo. I'm George Givens.

No one quite knows who I am... Some people know my face. Some people know my name. But very few of them put them together.

You're right, you are forgettable!

What do you think, I write those reports to be read?

The chair recognizes... what's-his-name.

Nuclear weapons, hospitals and T-shirts.

Well, thank you, but they're not mine... That picture came with the frame.

I call the little boy Skipper.

Her husband drinks a little more than I'd like him to...

Let's break 'em.

What was that? / I didn't like it.

I, uh... I'm your-name-here, but you can call me nickname.

I did it, I got in!

more than... something else.

A book? / Oh, yeah, yeah... I didn't get the vacuum job. I'm selling encyclopedias.

Okay. 'Come on, Latka, there's a lot of tables to be cleaned.' / You know, I-I would not be offended by a tip.

Well, I would be by that one.

Well, I would be by that one.