Zenas Honeymoon

Why would you be inviting Louie? / You just tell him what you told us... and duck.

The boss's girlfriend. / Zena's getting married! / Oh, congratulations! That's great. See that? Why... that boss. The monkey never said a word.

Another man? Oh, perfidy! Thy name is woman!

I caught one back there. He didn't even finish the cheese.

You're looking good. / Oh, thanks. I got a mirror that tells me that.

What's on my calendar? / A roach.

Oh, oui, oui.

Operation Crawlback.

I got to go home and change my sheets.

I missed her, too.

Nope. Nothing's changed?

There have been others, and as good as they were, none of 'em earned the Golden Louie.

The door is open, Zena. You've suffered enough. Come in out of the rain.

You know, I always thought that I would forgive you, but not this quick.

Happy for you? Oh... Yeah, I'm happy for you. I'm happy. Yeah, I'm-I'm happy for you. We're happy for her, right? Yeah, yeah, that's good. We're happy for you. We're happy. We're happy. We're all happy. Whee! We're happy for you.

Who's the next victim?

His name is Tom Pelton. He's a child psychiatrist, and we met six months... / That's enough.

Would you at least have the decency to go to bed with me for one last time?

Well, then I'll repeat it. Would you at least have the decency...?

She didn't even look back!

You know, I'm not gonna pay for a damn thing on this table. / I didn't say I wasn't gonna eat it. I'm just not gonna pay for it.

What the hell are you looking at, Mac? Huh? You never seen a man eat French food before, huh?

How we doing, Jeff? / You got eyes.

I can't believe I caught the bouquet!

Was that today? Oh, for crying out loud. Hey, what the heck? I can't be runnin' off to weddings every day havin' a good time.

He was telling me great things about being a child psychiatrist, and I was telling him great things about being a neighborhood guy.

We made bets on who would see the most disgusting things floating around in the water. I let her win.

And now she's gonna be out there on that deck looking for raw sewage with another guy.

Your last chance to prove that you're a decent human being and leave Zena with a... with a loving memory of Louie De Palma. And you blew it!

Happiness is hard to come by in this life, and you've given me more than my share.

What a way to go out! What a man I'd be to say that.

Friendship is a gift of fate, and I thank the gods for sending you. People who just say 'hi' in this life don't know what they're missing.

Uh, well, um, there's, um, bingo at 7:30. Uh-huh. And then, uh, there's a movie, The Poseidon Adventure at 8:00.

Don't mind me. I know how it is with young marrieds.

It's kinda like meetin' a legend, isn't it, Tom? Ah, I understand how difficult it must be competing with the ghost of Louie De Palma.

It's kinda like meetin' a legend, isn't it, Tom?

You mean that this is the first time my name ever came up? Oh, I get it. Oh, that's very decent of you, Zena. To spare old Tom here the pain of the inevitable comparison.

Well, what'd you think, you beat out the governor and the president to get her? This is what you beat out. Right here, look, this is it. It was you or this.

Well, what'd you think, you beat out the governor and the president to get her? This is what you beat out. Right here, look, this is it. It was you or this.

Honey, I'm a psychiatrist. It's my job. I'm trained to understand deviant behavior.

How 'bout this? Like that? You're a psychiatrist. Why am I doing this, huh? Tell me, Doc.

I'm doing it because I hate your guts. And because it makes me feel good.

And to think, I ran all the way over here just to show a little class. And what do I do? I wind up strangling your husband and stealing his watch.

Happiness is hard to come by in this life... and you've given me more than my share.

It's not my line. That was Reiger's line.

I'm never gonna do better than you. You were the best woman that I ever had... and I let you go.

When you see repulsive things floating around in the water... I'll be thinking of you.