Zena Sherman

First one is free. Then after I get you hooked...

I thought that the only thing that could have made it better was you in it / Oh, you noticed that, too, huh?

Bet you don't even notice how cute he is / Louie? / Yeah / Louie?! / Yeah!

Maybe I just get turned on by powerful men / Louie!? / Yeah

You want him for yourself / Zena says I want Louie for myself

[Long awkward silence after introduction]

So why haven't we? / You mean he hasn't touched you?

I can't even get him to hold my hand

I got you some flowers / Thanks / I threw them away / Why? / Because that's the kind of guy I am

We're not going out tonight / Why not? / Because that's the kind of night this is

Want me to rub your feet? No. Your shoulders? No. That little vein in your head? No rubbing

Stop it, Louie. Just don't make up stories. I think I deserve better than that

My friends have been asking me that question, my parents. The doorman's been asking me that question

You touch me

I can't go in there, Zena! / Oh, open it! / No... I'm sorry

Women! / It would mean a lot to me

You can go now, Louie / That's easy for you to say

Oh, yeah, you mean the one where my face is taped to the body of Miss October?

Look at Reiger and Ignatowski. They think you're serious. She loves me. I am serious.

On the floor! What a sense of humor! Stop it, Louie. You're making a jackass of yourself.

I don't shake hands with anyone who's so close to my daughter. Oh, no, Mom, Mom. This is Louie.

See? And you were worried.

Trying to romance you is like trying to blow your nose without a handkerchief.

I know what'll take the tension out of you. Oh, no. No.

Please let me be deaf.

I'm sure you don't want to know the details. No, you don't, really.

What do you mean? / It's all you ever think about. / You mean, that's the problem?

Well, I can't watch them now, anyway, because it's the middle of the winter. But the philosophy's the same.

There are moments when I'm proud of the lug.

Zena, do you want those to be the last words we ever say to each other? No. You're garbage!

Why would you be inviting Louie? / You just tell him what you told us... and duck.

You're looking good. / Oh, thanks. I got a mirror that tells me that.

Nope. Nothing's changed?

His name is Tom Pelton. He's a child psychiatrist, and we met six months... / That's enough.

Uh, well, um, there's, um, bingo at 7:30. Uh-huh. And then, uh, there's a movie, The Poseidon Adventure at 8:00.

You mean he hasn't touched you? I can't even get him to hold my hand.

To tell you the truth, I've been asking myself that question. My friends have been asking me that question, my parents, the doorman's been asking me that question.

You touch me.

You can go now, Louie. That's easy for you to say.