Six Degrees Of Graduation

Geoffrey:Why should I be invited to such an illustrious event after a mere 15 years... of wiping, picking and sucking up after you all?

Geoffrey:I'll have to check my book.

Hilary · Will:I could take care of him. / Yeah, but who's going to take care of you?

Will:I believe it's Latin for 'little short midget with a square head.'

Will:Come on, baby, I'm saying, 'Bing-bang-bluesy, me and you in the Jacuzzi.'

Will:Vivaldi, or 'Vival Dee' as it is pronounced in some European circles...

Will:I believe he was commenting on... man's inhumanity toward man... citizens of America, the richest country on this planet... have a moral obligation... If one child goes hungry... we must feed it... If one child shivers... we must shelter it... And I, for one... believe the brother knew what he was talking about.

Mrs. Bassin · Will:Vivaldi died in 1741 before there was a United States. / But the dream is alive.

Will:The 'F' word. Why?

Will:I mean, the woman that gave me life. And if I don't graduate, she'll take it back.

Will:Wait a minute. Batman comes on at 5:00. Can we make it at 6:30? / I'm joking. I'm stupid.

Janine:When I was so instructed by the Lord of the Eighth Circle.

Lindsay:I guess, shortly after my release.

Third babysitter candidate:Babies? I'm here to take care of Hilary.

Hilary:I mean, people stare at me all the time, but I'm pretty.

Will:I guess that spandex shirt don't got nothing to do with it, huh?

Will:But I would worry about slipping off them stack of phone books... you going to be standing on.

Carlton:Heck, you guys. Heck!

Carlton:Oh, my goodness, is that a bald spot?

Will · Will's Mom · Will:Come on, Mom, you must have done something else in all that time. / Nothing more important than this. / Apparently, you've never danced the Achy Breaky.

Will:Yeah, and I'm pretty good at music, too, you know?

Michael:Great. Another high school dropout.

Will:pizzicato, that's a... pizza with avocado. Get it, I said, it's a pizza...

Will:Well, there ain't no Santa Claus.

Geoffrey:That's funny. Will always has seconds at home.

Geoffrey:Because if you're left back and I have to wash your gym socks for another year... I shall take my own life.

Will:But, Mom, it wouldn't be if you got out more.

Will:That's going to happen to you on your wedding night.

Will:What is that thing Michael Jackson had built into his chin?

Will · Michael:What are you looking at? / Not much.

Will:Then I'm afraid I'm not going to be able to sign your yearbook!

Will:Mama's boy.

Will:All this time y'all thought we was going to be performing for some Smurfs?

Will:And if you guys don't let me graduate, then I might have to mess y'all up.

Will's Mom:That's my Jessie, the one with the braids. That's my Will, the one with the mustache.

Will:Hey, Mike, can we get a little James Brown? I didn't hear you. I said, 'Can we get a little James Brown?'

Will · Girl · Will:I guess that means you're noticing how truly fly I am. / Speaking of flies, yours is open. / A tutu fly.

Will:I ain't never having no kids.

Girl · Will:And nothing turns me on more than sensitivity in a man. / Oh, girl, you don't know the half of it. Let me tell you I be boo-hooing during Lassie.

Will:I'm sorry, I couldn't resist. I'm sorry.

Will:I'm sorry, I couldn't resist. I'm sorry.