Character Analysis
Jon Stewart
Played by Jon Stewart
33 jokes across 7 episodes of The Larry Sanders Show
3.1
33
7.2
7.0
Character Comedy
Jon Stewart delivers 33 scored jokes across 7 episodes of The Larry Sanders Show, averaging 7.2 on craft and 7.0 on impact for a career WAR of 3.1. Their comedy leans toward character comedy. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Jon Stewart Lines
Artie · Jon Stewart:So is Jesus, and we all know where he ended up. Yeah, on the wb.
Jon Stewart:So I'm not getting a blow job.
Jon Stewart:I have a policy... never bump a band that's packin' heat.
Jon Stewart:I'm gonna talk To brent musberger About abc, And then talk To zsa zsa gabor About brent musberger, And then just Ride that crest Right into Charles nelson reilly. Then I'm gonna hang myself With my own shoelaces.
Artie · Jon Stewart:Jon, have you ever started dating a woman, treated her very gently, took her to fine restaurants, opened doors for her, charmed her parents? And you gave her some hugs, but you didn't even attempt to kiss her for a long time? Then, one day, in your car, in broad daylight, suddenly, she jumps on you and starts giving you a blow job. Right. The network wants you to bump Wu-tang clan.
All Jokes — 18 total
Jon Stewart:Then we have This other thing, Which reminds me A lot of my old show, Which was not as popular, And, in fact, They stopped making.
Artie · Jon Stewart:The incomparable Charles nelson reilly. Again?
Jon Stewart:I'm gonna talk To brent musberger About abc, And then talk To zsa zsa gabor About brent musberger, And then just Ride that crest Right into Charles nelson reilly. Then I'm gonna hang myself With my own shoelaces.
Staff Member · Jon Stewart:Jon, was your car Parked next to Hank's? Yeah, thank you. That's a great spot.
Jon Stewart:as opposed to Larry who's just old.
Jon Stewart:So I was thinking, 'hey, Why not just save the money And go out with tori spelling?'
Jon Stewart · Roger:I think last night One of the actors From melrose place Threw up on my door. Ah, you're so fucking great. I love it.
Jon Stewart:But didn't inhale.
Jon Stewart:Um, would you want to go out And get a bite to eat later? You know, maybe You want to pussy hunt?
Jon Stewart:Yeah. They Took the veal Off the menu. I hate This fucking place.
Jon Stewart:Just happy to be out of rehab. I'm kidding.
Jon Stewart:I think that was probably my dog. He's got a bladder infection from, I think, rough sex.
Artie · Jon Stewart:Jon, have you ever started dating a woman, treated her very gently, took her to fine restaurants, opened doors for her, charmed her parents? And you gave her some hugs, but you didn't even attempt to kiss her for a long time? Then, one day, in your car, in broad daylight, suddenly, she jumps on you and starts giving you a blow job. Right. The network wants you to bump Wu-tang clan.
Jon Stewart:So I'm not getting a blow job.
Jon Stewart:I have a policy... never bump a band that's packin' heat.
Jon Stewart:I just... on behalf of all my people, I'd like to apologize.
Artie · Jon Stewart:So is Jesus, and we all know where he ended up. Yeah, on the wb.
Jon Stewart:I'm actually a very masculine alien trapped in mickey rooney's body. Isn't that sad?