Casino Night

And I consider myself a great philanderer.

Michael, because of you, some little kid in the Congo has a belly full of rice this evening.

I would never, ever serve you. Not in a million, billion years.

He was buried in it, so family heirloom.

Top 80%!

Jan, listen, I promise that I will kick it up a notch. Bam!

not that I have you or have ever had you

Good friends with privileges. Not now, some day.

Well, they need our money. They don't have cookies like the Girl Scouts.

Comedy's very much alive, as are homeless people.

Well, then, they need our money more than ever.

Should I keep going?

I hate so much about the things that you choose to be.

Pam, these are people who have never given up on their dreams. I have great respect for that. And, yes, they're all probably very bad and that will make me feel better about not having dreams.

Well, you know. I have no future here.

Great song, Kev.

We actually don't play in public very often. We are all really hoping that Pam's wedding works out.

Yeah, you haven't seen that since 1983. That is amazing.

Sometimes I don't put Michael through until he's already said something. I look at it as a practice run for him. He usually does better on the second attempt.

It's still me.

Two queens on Casino Night. I am going to drop a deuce on everybody.

That's how we do it in the paper biz. It's European and...

Code name RelMax is here. No sign of Lan Jevinson.

Michael said, 'We must deceive them, so as not to hurt them, and in that way, we honor them.'

Oh, I steal things all the time. It's just something I do. I stopped caring a long time ago. You should see how many supplies I've taken from this place. Honestly, I love stealing things.

And welcome to Monte Carlo!

Old friends, new lovers, and the disabled, welcome, all.

Black-Eyed Crows.

Well, Toby, I went all-in on the first hand, so doesn't that tell you that I might have good cards, too? So, don't be stupid. Just take it back.

You really screwed that up.

If luck weren't involved, I would always be winning.

What does that mean?

'Yeah, right,' what? What was this?

Yeah, I think she's full of it.

One beer and one Seven and Seven with eight maraschino cherries, sugar on the rim, blended if you can.

Blow for luck! Yeah! Shooter! Also, you. Not playing favorites.

The Hyatt in Wilkes-Barre? You staying with Michael?

I drove two and half hours to get here. Left work early, drove down here. And I am completely underdressed.

Yeah, why did you?

I won the 2002 $2,500 No-Limit Deuce-to-Seven-Draw Tournament at the World Series of Poker in Vegas. So, yeah... I'm pretty good at poker.

No, that's a flush. Oh, man! Oh, I have a flush! Yes! Look, I won. Look, I have all the clovers.

Whatever. I'm in charge of the music.

I'm in love with you.

What do you expect me to say to that?

I'm sorry I misinterpreted our friendship.

Love triangle. Drama. All worked out in the end, though. The hero got the girl. Who saw that coming? I did.

So, I've got my New York girl and my local flavor. Life is good.

No, I didn't know what to say. Yes, I know. I don't know, Mom, he's my best friend. Yeah, he's great. Yeah, I think I am.