Traveling Salesmen

Jim calling a meeting and immediately pushing card stock in a deadpan, business-like manner

Dwight recording the meeting 'For recording' with circular logic

Jim fabricating increasingly absurd lies about Dwight being naked with a knife

Dwight frantically denying he's naked and has a knife while being recorded

Jim claiming Jim Carrey walked in and Dwight should get his autograph for Michael

Muppet Babies tattoo reveal - Karen joins in and Jim confirms it's Animal

Jim claiming to chainsaw off Phyllis' head with sound effects

Michael's immediate 'Hey, mon!' greeting and vacation persona

Hannah quit and Michael might be deposed, but he only cares about Jamaica

Michael forcing Pam to ask about Jamaica so he can gush about Sandals

The 'Hey, mon!' call-and-response explanation from Sandals resort

Stanley's bonus complaint met with Michael calling him less fun than 'Jamaican brothers'

Stanley's curt 'Nope' when asked if he wants to talk about it

Karen living in a hotel and Jim's apartment proximity concerns

Michael singing 'Feelin' hot, hot, hot!' off-key

Michael's talking head about Jamaica being 'impoverished' but 'great'

Michael wanting daily 3pm piña coladas but being told it's inventory day

Michael specifically went on vacation to avoid inventory

Michael's theory about why businesses move to the Caymans

Angela saying an end-of-day luau is impossible

Michael: 'The Jamaicans don't have a word for impossible' / Pam: 'It's English. It's impossible.'

Michael's elaborate luau requirements list ending with fire dancers

Michael's 'No shirt, no shoes, no problem' sign and workplace attitude connection

Everyone spotting Jan and Michael's panicked 'German woman named Urgle Grue' excuse

Michael's talking head about seeing Jan 'in our room at night and in the morning'

Michael's repeated 'Sex. Sex. We had sex. I had sex with her. I had sex with Jan.'

Todd from Vance Refrigeration dismissing Jamaica for 'Hotlanta' where 'that whole town is waxed'

Todd calling Jan 'The Ice Queen' and not buying Michael's story

Michael accidentally sending intimate photo to Packaging instead of Packer

Darryl's reaction to receiving the photo and Michael's mortification

Darryl asking 'How do I get you out of this picture?'

Darryl already forwarding the photo despite Michael's correction email

Todd's 'Call me if she rolls over' comment about the photo

Jim admitting he's in a 'stupid fight with Karen'

Dwight's spy mission briefing about 'Jamaica Jan Sun Princess' filename

Dwight refusing the mission unless he knows everything, then immediately accepting

Pam's advice to go easy on Karen and her help with 'friends do' speech

Pam's example of helping Phyllis by untangling tape from her hair

Jim's comment about it being better than listening to Michael play conch shell

Jim's 'How have we not talked about this already? Kidnapping?' reaction to Michael-Jan news

Toby explaining HR disclosure requirements while Michael accuses him of being a 'skeevy little perv'

Michael's 'two like souls having a romantic time in the most romantic place on Earth' description

Angela asking about poi ingredients and pig availability at the petting zoo

Michael's elaborate panic excuses when Jan calls: hit a deer, ran out of gas, hit a cat

Pam's confused 'Michael hit a deer?' after hanging up

Warehouse guys celebrating Michael as a 'rock star' and 'the man' for the photo

Michael's damage control speech mentioning 'maybe Jan, maybe Urgle Grue'

Michael continuing to sing 'Feelin' hot, hot, hot' despite the crisis

Dwight claiming credit for helping Jim with Karen, mentioning Days Inn Room 228

Roy's injured face and Jim's protective reaction

Roy asking 'So you're PMSing pretty bad, huh?' to Pam

Jan claiming she was in Scottsdale visiting her sister, not Jamaica

Jan's speech about self-destructive tendencies and lowering expectations

Michael's response: 'And I to you, in addition, feel the same feelings that you are, as well'

Jan's 'Wait 15 minutes then meet me at your condo' instruction

Michael's 'You complete me' Jerry Maguire reference

Jan's disgusted 'Oh, God' reaction to Michael's movie quote

Pam and Roy's honeymoon planning flashback with Hawaii vs Mexico debate

Roy's plan to hang the Jamaica photo at home because he doesn't have much art