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fireworks or a racecar. Doesn't have to be a racecar. Use your imagination.

There's this cube on the screen, and it bounces around all day, and sometimes it looks like it's heading right into the corner of the screen, and then at the last minute, it hits a wall and bounces away. We are all just dying to see it go right into the corner.

Pam claims that she saw it one day when she was alone in the conference room. Okay. I believe she thinks she saw it.

I saw it. I saw it, and it was amazing. Who said I didn't see it? Did Jim say that I didn't see it? I saw it.

Why, oh, why do we keep printing this on white? No! Come on! Yeah! I know. I know. It's bland. It's never going to happen. Dude, you got to believe.

Wait for it. [beat] That was so awesome. That was awesome. Thank you.

Some days I am just on fire. What can I say?

Can you write where I can read it?

I'll read this when I get home.

Attention. Earthlings, I have some news. Beep, beep, beep. Beep, beep, beep.

Well, the website is the brainchild of my brainchild, Ryan. It is my brain-grandchild.

And I do not mean policemen.

That's from Ryan? Does it mention if he's seeing anybody?

I don't care, but yes. I don't care, and you won't. You'll see. I won't be watching, and I won't.

Dwight mercy-killed Angela's cat. It's very complicated. It's caused a lot of unpleasantness between Dwight and Angela, who were both already prone to unpleasantness.

Stanley, you're dancing. No, I'm not.

Look, at the end of the day, Apple's apple is flying at 30,000 feet. This is a paper company, and I don't want us to get lost in the weeds or into a beauty contest. Convergence, viral marketing, we're going guerilla, we're taking it the streets, while keeping an eye on the street, Wall Street. I don't want to reinvent the wheel here. In other words, it is what it is.

Or, 'Zip-a-dee-doo-dah!'

Go to my car, open the trunk, inside you will see many pelts. Under the smallest one is a case. Inside that case is a bear horn. Bring it to me.

Lunch party? It's supposed to say 'Launch Party.' Angela is worse than usual lately

Then it would say 'Lanch Party,' Kevin. Would it really be better if it said 'Lanch Party'?

Okay, wow, easy, booster seat.

'Plan a party, Angela. Oh, and the entire world will see it.' 'Oh, and here's $65 for your budget.' 'Oh, and here are four idiots who will do nothing but weigh you down.' 'Oh, and your cat's still dead.'

What? He's going through a breakup. Yeah. I'm aware of that, but he's also being super-annoying, and I'm not a perfect person.

Not sure. Just became self-aware. So much to figure out. I think I am programmed to be your enemy. I think it is my job to destroy you when it comes to selling paper.

I have been salesman of the month for 13 out of the last 12 months. You heard me right. I did so well last February, that corporate gave me two plaques in lieu of a pay raise.

No. If I go by myself, everybody will think I'm a big loser. Well... Do I have your permission to invite Carole? What? Jeez, Michael! I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It's just the first girl that popped into my head. I'll find somebody that I haven't slept with.

Okay, why don't you just lay off, lady? 412.

Look at that. They have their own little language now, like twins.

'Here's a suggestion, computer.' 'I assume you read binary, so why don't you zero, one, one,' 'one, one, one, zero, one, one, zero, one, one?'

While you were typing that, I searched every database in existence and learned every fact about everything and mastered the violin. And sold more paper.

Phyllis, these are spoons. Spoons have rounded tops and are used to scoop things. What we need are forks, which have prongs or tiny spears on top. And we need knives, which have blades. Do you understand me now?

But you get to put the paper in this little shopping cart and then it says, 'Thanks for shopping with Dunder Mifflin.' Damn it, Kelly! It knows! It knows what you did!

I am not a bad person. When I left Staples, I took some of their leads with me, but I never intended to use them. What did I intend to do with them? Who knows? Maybe keep them as a souvenir, maybe use them.

I'm leaving inside Jim's car I don't know when I'll be back again Yes, I do, tomorrow I'll be back I'll be back tomorrow.

If you are not this tall, you may not ride the rollercoaster.

Two kisses. One for me. One for Jan.

That is an invitation to an online party. No. No. I'm sure that's not. Are there three 'W's' at the beginning of the address? Yes. Yeah.

This is like when the freshmen would throw a party and wouldn't let any of the seniors go.

Actually, I withdrew from consideration. Yeah. I withdrew too.

How do you tell someone it's over? You send them a notarized letter, right? Well, what if the recipient is your notary?

Hello. Hey, do you have any men that you can fix me up with? I would like to have a relationship with a man.

It was kind of a slap in the face to realize that I wasn't as important as I thought I was to a certain young executive who I'd cared about. But, you know, I'm not gonna cry over it. I did that in the car on the way home.

I want it to be a party that the guys in New York watch on the webcam and say, 'Wow, how did they get Al Roker to come?'

She works in the annex. You're also welcome to date Toby.

Alfredo's Pizza Cafe? Or Pizza By Alfredo? Same thing. No. No, it's not.

A medium amount of good pizza or all you can eat of pretty good pizza? Medium amount of good pizza.

Oh, no, it's bad. It's real bad. It's like eating a hot circle of garbage.

You looking for dinner and a movie? 'Cause you're not gonna find it in that box. It just so happens, I know where you can find it, but again, not in the box.

They say you should never mix business with pleasure. Really? Well, then explain to me how a putt-putt golf company operates.

It's about to get all stupid up in here!

Yeah, I know that guy. He's that farmer that grows really crappy weed.

I'm not kidnapping him. I'm keeping him until I get what I want. As a hostage. I think you're over-thinking it.

We would like to order some good pizza from Alfredo's Pizza Cafe while we wait for the hostage situation with the bad pizza to end.

If anyone out there is listening, I am being held here against my will. I'm a minor.

Take a chance on me. That's all I ask of you, Angela.

I'm Ryan and tonight didn't go the way that I thought it would, because it didn't work out for me, and I'm very embarrassed. I have egg all over my face. I'm 12 years old. I spent so much time in Scranton, but I never sold any paper... I started a fire with my cheese pita. I dated an Indian girl. I started a fire. Now I've got a beard. And I got a new suit, and I'm your boss. I get everything I want 'cause I'm very... I'm hot. I'm so hot.