Frame Toby

Are you swallowing them whole? You're eating them so fast, are they even touching your tongue?

Pastry cubes made of sugar and fat? No, thank you. I'll stick with my jerky.

To socialize. And inform.

I'm taking two so I can parcel them up and eat them... at my leisure later on. Much healthier.

Why don't you send that to him in Costa Rica?

Great practical joke, Jim. Got me to go to the annex.

No! God! No, God, please no! No! No! Nooo!

Look at him. With his stupid face. Stupid... tan.

He looks worse. / No

Not on the surface, no. But I can tell... People are disturbed, David.

I learned a while back that if I don't text 911, People will not return my calls. But now people always return my calls, Because they think that something horrible has happened.

Also it's icky back there. / That's true. People say it's icky.

It is because I hate him. / You have to get along with Toby. / No. / I don't.

Do you see this? Disgusting.

I got peepers of an eagle.

So Jim, you're gonna live in the same house that you used to pee the bed in?

And why would you wanna buy ugly wood from trees when you can have paneling and a painting of some creepy clowns that is apparently crucial to the structural integrity of the building?

We should hang out by the Quarry and throw things down there. / Definitely, we should.

Get off your high horse, richy. / Just because someone likes things clean doesn't mean they're rich. / Nah. They're rich.

You wanna see some real high-Caliber acting? Well, Mr. Kurt Russell, you are about to be served.

I tried to talk to Toby and be his friend, but that is like trying to be friends with an evil... snail.

I feel like Neve Campbell in Scream II. She thinks she can go off to college and be happy, and then... the murder comes back and starts killing off all of her friends.

I am the bait. / For what? / Men find me desirable.

Oh, it's a good day too. I'm wearing my mustard shirt.

Are you inching away from me? / No. / Reach your arms out. / I'm always this close.

Please hug and kiss me, no matter how hard I struggle. I am too shy to tell you that I love you.

I'm not going to punch you, Michael. / Are you really not going to punch him? / No, why would I punch you? / Son of a bitch.

I've framed animals before. I framed a raccoon for opening a Christmas present. And I framed a bear for eating out of the garbage.

But sometimes, the ends justify the mean.

I'm not wearing a wire, so...

I guess that's why we have a temp, huh? / Oh, no, trust me. I would just make it worse. / How would wiping it with a paper towel make it worse? / I would find a way.

My name is Andy Bernard. Andrew Bernard, that's my name.

That's my salad. / So wait a minute. There's no drugs? / No. / Oh, damn it. Come on!

You wanna hear a lie? / What? / I think you're great. You're my best friend.

Let's have sex one more time, and if you have any extra cash, that would be amazing. / Okay.

But I'm actually not allowed in here, so.

What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless...