The Surplus

WHY DON'T YOU EXPLAIN THIS TO ME LIKE I AM AN 8-YEAR-OLD.

THERE'S THE 'X-AXIX.'

WHY DON'T YOU EXPLAIN THIS TO ME LIKE I'M FIVE.

I'LL BE SIX.

OKAY, BREAK IT DOWN IN TERMS OF, UM...

OSCAR, NO. THIS IS NOT THE TIME FOR ONE OF YOUR PRINCIPLED STANDS.

EXACTLY. THAT SHOULD TELL YOU HOW TERRIBLE THE CHAIRS ARE.

YOU ARE THE SILENT KILLER. GO BACK TO THE ANNEX.

EVER SINCE PAM AND I STARTED DATING, I JUST FEEL A LITTLE WEIRD ASKING HER TO MAKE COPIES FOR ME.

JIM, GOOD FOR YOU STANDING UP TO PAM LIKE THAT. THE BALLS ON YOU, MAN.

I SWALLOWED ALL YOUR IDEAS. I'M GOING TO DIGEST THEM AND SEE WHAT COMES OUT THE OTHER END.

156 PACES FROM THE LIGHT RED MAILBOX, MAKE A LEFT.

WALK UNTIL YOU HEAR THE BEE HIVE.

WE'LL DIG A TRENCH.

NANA MIMI CANNOT SQUAT OVER SOME TRENCH.

WE'RE GONNA PUT OUT STUMPS. COME ON.

I HAVE LOOKED AT 12 VENUES. I HAVE LOST EIGHT DEPOSITS. AND I HAVE SEEN ANGELA NAKED ZERO TIMES.

BEESLY, ARE YOU THREATENING ME?

I LOVE YOU. BUT YOU SHOULD KNOW YOU'RE ON VERY DANGEROUS GROUND.

YOU'RE GONNA NEED TO BE MORE SPECIFIC.

MANURE COVERS UP THE SMELL OF THE SLAUGHTER HOUSE.

YOU WANT TO EAT, DON'T YOU?

SO I GUESS THAT'S HOW THEY'RE GONNA PLAY THIS. IT IS ON. SO ON.

HOW IS IT POSSIBLE THAT IN FIVE YEARS, I'VE HAD TWO ENGAGEMENT RINGS AND ONLY ONE CHAIR?

MICHAEL, THAT IS HILARIOUS. OH, IS SOMEBODY MAKING FUN OF ME? THE BEST! GREAT FRIENDS. THANK YOU, MICHAEL.

NO, NO, I GOT IT AT TJ MAXX, $4.

CHECK OUT THESE PANTS. $9. THE BOYS DEPARTMENT.

LOOK AT THE ASS. CHECK OUT THE ASS.

EVERYONE SITS ON A CHAIR EVERY DAY. BUT NOT EVERYONE SITS ON A COPIER.

I WOULD LIKE A COW BUTTER SCULPTURE OF A CAT.

CATS DON'T MAKE BUTTER.

AND I HAVE MY ORIGINAL. SO SUCK IT.

YEAYAH! THERE'S THAT ASS. HEY, HEY! YEAH, UHN, UHN! OH, DON'T TAKE IT AWAY!

ALTHOUGH BORN JUST MINUTES FROM HERE, HE SPEAKS ONLY GERMAN. CLOSED SOCIETY.

DID SOMEBODY CALL HANK? HANK, THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE. THE OFFICE IS AT A CROSSROADS.

YOU KNOW I HUSTLED UP THE STAIRS.

IMAGINE THAT YOUR PARENTS GIVE YOU MONEY FOR A LEMONADE STAND-- I KNOW WHAT A SURPLUS IS.

NOT MUCH LUMBAR SUPPORT.

THE CHAIRS ARE VERY WEAK. VERY WEAK CHAIRS. I COULD NOT SIT ALL DAY IN THIS CHAIR.

I MADE A MISTAKE PICKING ANDY.

HE'S A REAL MINISTER. AND YOU SAID, 'I DO' AND I SAID, 'I DO.' AND ANDY WASN'T SIGNING A RECEIPT. HE WAS SIGNING OUR MARRIAGE CERTIFICATE AS-A-WITNESS.

SOME OF THE CHOCOLATE POWDER JUST WENT DOWN MY THROAT. I'M STOPPING NOW.

LIKE A TIP?

I HATE DISAPPOINTING JUST ONE PERSON. AND I REALLY HATE DISAPPOINTING EVERYONE. BUT I LOVE BURLINGTON COAT FACTORY.

YOU GO IN THERE WITH $645, YOU ARE LITERALLY A KING.

IT IS ERKEL-NOMICALLY CORRECT.

YOU THINK KIDS IN AFRICA HAVE CHAIRS? NO. THEY SIT IN BIG PILES OF GARBAGE.

WE THROW OUT PERFECTLY GOOD TIRAMISU BECAUSE IT HAS A LITTLE TINY HAIR ON IT.

MICHAEL'S A GENIUS.

HEY, MICHAEL, WHAT'S 394 TIMES 5,912?

HEY, TUNA, CHECK IT OUT. TUNA SANDWICH. JUST LIKE YOU.

IT IS A CLASSIC MANAGEMENT TACIT.

NEVER BUY A FUR COAT WITH A CREDIT CARD UNTIL YOU ABSOLUTELY HAVE THE MONEY TO PAY FOR IT.

SOME PEOPLE THINK IT'S COOL TO THROW BUCKETS OF FAKE BLOOD ON YOU AS YOU ARE WALKING OUT OF BURLINGTON COAT FACTORY.

TOTALLY KIDDING. I'M GONNA NEED FOUR.