The Manager And The Salesman

Oh, yeah! I've got a big box, yes I do! I've got a big box, how about you?

It is 'from Sah-bray,' our new owner, and it is 'to Sah-bray.' Us!

I wonder what's inside. Scissor me.

We didn't need them touching our asses.

This cord has Creed written all over it.

Due to circumstances beyond my control... Impulsivity and inattention to detail... Hey, hey.

Impossible. He opened it like an ape.

Have you tried making everything smaller?

No, don't! Thank you. Oh! Got it. Okay.

Why do I have to explain everything? Because we're usually not on the same page.

Gabe seems tall. Hope we get along.

Welcome. Scranton hotdog from Scranton?

Co-manager, actually. In training. Trained. Loving it. Good at it, so...

Sabre. Sabre. It's Sabre. It's Sabre. Oh. Of course. Sabre.

Dunder Mifflin and Sah-bray... Sabre. It's Sabre. Dunder Mifflin and Sabre

Oh, you MapQuested it. It's four blocks away. Well, now we won't get lost. Or we could drive, and that takes one minute.

But if not, there's always the Army. The infantry. Okay. Okay. Yeah.

Sabre is respecting the past, but opening the window to the future.

Have you ever tasted a rainbow? At Sabre, you will.

Perfect. No. Don't like that.

Talk about vacation days!

No. Don't like that.

They're two-ounce paper cups dipped in plastic. He goes through 20 a day.

You know what can't fit in a bottle are the 20 little trips I take to the cooler, and the 20 little scans I do of everybody to make sure everything's running smoothly, and the 20 little conversations that I have with Stanley.

But 70% of me is water, and the other part, the real part, the part that has feelings and emotions and thoughts and makes decisions, and, if I can be crass, makes babies, that part thinks that all of these changes suck...

You don't have enough water in there? Your stomach?

Too much change is not a good thing. Ask the climate.

Am I too old to go here?

Well, maybe they ran away 'cause the pizza was, like, 'Hey, get out of here, you stupid strawberries.'

Thank you. I've been working on it since I was a little girl.

the last time I saw a company as mismanaged as Dunder Mifflin was my grandson's snowball company

Is Christian Slater back there? Because he knows... He'd know what to do.

No. Yes, we saw this, yes. No, it wasn't like a look around, we really just had a peek. Quick peek. Didn't focus on anything in particular. It's lovely.

That's the weirdest possible solution to the problem.

Hey! Wow. That's very loud. Keep it up, son!

'Cause I saw you had shoes on, so I didn't know if you did anything.

Is this because Jim walked in on you going to the bathroom?

This coming from the guy who still uses a children's toilet.

Why didn't you just lock the door, man? It doesn't lock for the children's safety. Anybody could have walked in. It was story time.

So the kid's making the noise to pick it up? Yeah. No. No, no, that's the vacuum noise.

That's as hard as I can hint.

'Suck lt.' That's what it's called. Oh! Okay. Huh? Catchy. Kid's will love it.

There are very few things that would make me not want to team up with David Wallace, and Suck It is one of them.

That was some sort of weird creature that lives in David Wallace's house.

You know when people say getting fired was the best thing that ever happened to them? I feel sorry for those people. That? The best thing? Really?

Orange juice is in here, and like Sabre, it is from Florida, and it is good.

Just 'cause you have liquid, that doesn't make it a toast.

Wow, that is metallicy. That's like drinking a battery. Really gets you in the fillings, doesn't it?

Take out your Suck It And you'll suck it, suck it Take out your Suck It and you'll suck it