Trivia

You really have to say 'oh yeah,' every time you eat a candy bar? / I can't help it, Oscar. It's just really good. / Oh, yeah.

It was a raccoon eating a hamburger like a person!

♪ I'ma love you downstairs tonight ♪

You can write a book about chairs.

There is an infinity of things that you can do with paper!

Let's get high on our own supply!

And I can't afford to keep buying paper from us.

I need to sell the $2,200 of paper that's in my garage.

Animals, machines, vast virtual armies. All of these things I have successfully managed. The only thing I haven't managed, is people.

So, like a Spanish conquistador, I have come to Florida to claim what is rightfully mine.

I'm not here to be given anything. I'm here to take what is mine.

Surrounded by shrubbery, like a squirrel's office.

I can think of no better way to confront my deathly fear of flying.

I don't know what's worse, the trip or the destination.

So make that error! / I can make that error.

I know that making errors sounds like your kind of thing, but it's a little more complicated than that.

Triviocalypse!

Gabe, I always wondered what it is you do around here. Now I found out. You're the bagel guy.

Question, what's the most important appliance in your house? / Meat grinder. / Too slow. It's the toilet.

I am the toilet of this office. I flush away annoying problems so others can keep their hands clean, and, just like a toilet, I am essential.

You could have gone with garbage disposal, incinerator, or eraser, and instead, you chose toilet. God bless you. You're an American classic.

CEO to COO, what a difference a letter makes.

this is a gay bar. / Wait, what? / Everyone in here is gay? / Yes! It's a gay bar!

Go on, kid. You know you don't belong here.

Let's reverse engineer this. You're a black singer, where do you go? Somewhere where you're a novelty. Alaska?

How am I supposed to know what was on his mind? Oh, what do blind people think about? Okay, dogs, canes, signs, manholes, stairs, piano, darkness.

There're no fires within eight miles of here. / Well, it's nine miles away.

I can see you in the jungle now.

Ladameon Washington.

Well, I know Elizabeth Taylor's sixth man was Richard Burton. Is that helpful?

If it'd been Ron Artest, it would have come up in Dancing With The Stars, when they pan over his trophy case when he's at home with his family.

Lamar winning sixth man was a big storyline on Chloe And Lamar.

Ryan is MSNBC. I'm E!, TLC, and Oxygen.

Wait, why are you smiling? / What's with the smile?

Put your hand on my hand. / Flush! / Ow!

Listen, you're a perfectly fine toilet. I'm just an extraordinary piece of crap.

I'm sure you're just checking your Grindr account.

I can't not... touch it. / I can't not have my phone. I'm sorry. I want to be with my phone.

So, the best chance of hitting our mark is now in the hands, and brains, of Kevin, Meredith, Erin, and Kelly. Do I like these odds? My answer is no.

Oh, wait. Except for the Einsteins.

What? / I did my part, babe. I'm just the bell girl.

Trust me. One nine-minute bout is a cardiovascular equivalent of running uphill for three hours. I could go to this gym three times a week, or I can wrestle Stu once a month.

Dial it back, this isn't tail feathers, okay?

A manager, a salesman, a leader, and a warrior walk into a restaurant. The hostess says, 'table for one?' How is this possible? / All those people are you?

Florida is America's basement... It's wet, it's filled with mold, strange insects, alligators.

Alligators are dinosaurs, Dwight. You know that, right? / N... it's complicated.

It's a job interview, not a flea market.

Marie Cotillard exposes herself a number of times in that film.

A fluke is one of the most common fish in the sea. So, if you go fishing for a fluke, chances are, you just might catch one.

First prize is $4,500 dollars! / Let's just do our thing, collect our hardware and get the hell home.