Work Bus

Andy presents 'Summer Softball Epic Fails' - a compilation video of their team's mistakes

Oscar: 'A blooper reel? What is this, 2005? Do I look like Bob Saget?'

Pete and Clark doing mock introductions: 'Hi, I'm Pete! Puberty is such a drag, man.' 'And I'm Clark, I like to eat toilet paper.'

Andy suddenly shifts to a 'solemn moment to remember Jerry in the warehouse, who passed away this year'

Oscar: 'That was just normal video with you making vulgar noises.' Andy: 'Well, I worked with what I had, Oscar.'

Jim's overthinking of protecting Pam: 'Like if we were in some biker bar and she mouthed off to some bikers... Wham! You've got to go through me first!'

Andy's hourglass monologue with baroque dependent clauses while refusing to pause the timer

Andy: 'A baby what? A human?'

Andy's paranoid response: 'Fall right into your plagiarism entrapment scheme? I don't think so.'

Andy's talking head: 'If she tells the truth about how evil and unfit to be a mother she is, then yeah, I'll sign that.'

Meredith: 'I already ditched my uterus, and I ain't losing any more good parts!'

Stanley's enthusiastic 'A week off, that'd be great' in response to shutting down the office

Jim microwaving one kernel of popcorn to 'get his wife a week off from work'

Dwight's superhero justification: 'Most of my childhood heroes got their powers that way'

Dwight: 'Breast pain.' 'No knobbies, no probbies.'

Dwight's pause at 'infertility' and uncertain 'Yeah, right'

Jim discovering the popcorn has 'crowned' - some kernels have popped

Pam asking about 'Laverne's Pies Tires Fixed Also' and the specific pie order negotiation

Work Bus promotional video's corporate speak: 'In this age of belt-tightening and less empowered workers, a work bus is how tomorrow gets things done'

Kevin getting stuck and the 'Lose weight!' 'I'm trying, sorry' exchange

Toby: 'I wish! No, I made some short lists, I had a couple of sleepovers, but I never managed to get in the end zone.'

Andy's medical circulation excuse met with 'Boy, I will hammerspank your rear'

Pam getting covered in coffee and the awkward aftermath

Jim's talking head: 'Really? Smirking? What can I say? I love justice.'

Andy's response to pie demands: 'All right! The fat people have spoken!'

Bus driving away while someone is still outside with 'Stop. Come back. Too late.'

Pam's shabooya roll call: 'My name is Pam / I like to paint / You think you're better? / Oh, no, you ain't!'

Kevin's shabooya: 'My name is Kevin / That is my name / They call me Kevin / 'Cause that's my name'

Kevin suddenly doing complex pie math in his head vs struggling with simple salad math

Dwight's breakdown: 'You win, Jim! You win... You are the alpha male... go buy the whole world a pie!' 'That's impossible.'

Dwight abandoning them at the gas station

Dwight's fertility confession: 'I'm barren, Jim. My trouser hives are void of honey.'

Dwight: 'I thought I would be a father and instead I am a eunuch, neutered by my own building.'

Jim's prank reveal: 'Dwight, that was a prank.' Dwight: 'That's genius. That's the best prank you've ever done.'

Andy on Toby's letter: 'It's inaccurate, dishonest, and in a word, dong water.'

Jim's inappropriate fertility questions to Dwight about positions and conception time

Dwight seeing Nellie crying and Jim's confused 'I don't think that's Nellie'

Dwight's 'bildenkinder' explanation - childless landlords calling tenants their children

Andy's reference letter changes: 'She'll make a wonderful mother to any child who can overlook weird accents'

Kevin trying to provoke Oscar into a pie fight: 'You don't have the guts, you stupid, dumb do-do face'

Andy's shabooya: 'My name is Andy / I don't do drugs / Now check the style / Of Flatt and Scruggs!'