Character Analysis
Donna Newton
Played by Amy Pietz
9 jokes across 4 episodes of The Office
1.3
9
6.5
6.3
Cringe/Discomfort
Donna delivers 9 scored jokes across 4 episodes of The Office, averaging 6.5 on craft and 6.3 on impact for a career WAR of 1.3. Their comedy leans toward cringe/discomfort. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Donna Lines
Ah! Ah... - You okay? - Yeah, I'm good. Hey, you know an exercise for two people That uses the whole body? Yeah, I think I know what you're talking about. Tractor pulling.
How do you know? Pam told me. Did she see me?
I have a disease for which there is no known cure that has been sexually transmitted to me. Oh, no! I can't even say it. H-I-R-P-E-E-S.
What was that printer we were looking at? [awkward silence where nobody responds]
You were right. About what? You were right. I'm sorry. No, no. No. I'm sor-- no.
All Jokes — 9 total
How do you know? Pam told me. Did she see me?
You look exactly alike. Oh, no, we're actually married. We're not brother and sister. I have a sense about these things. All right. You have some ancestors in common... Somewhere back. I knew it. You should see their baby.
What was that printer we were looking at? [awkward silence where nobody responds]
But I work in the nightlife industry. I get hit on all the time. In my 20s, it would have been annoying. In my late 20s, I find it really flattering.
Do you like mints? Yes. I carry mints with me sometimes. You ever tried those? Oh, I haven't tried those. No. They're good. You want one? Sure.
You were right. About what? You were right. I'm sorry. No, no. No. I'm sor-- no.
Ah! Ah... - You okay? - Yeah, I'm good. Hey, you know an exercise for two people That uses the whole body? Yeah, I think I know what you're talking about. Tractor pulling.
Well, you are boner-ific.
I have a disease for which there is no known cure that has been sexually transmitted to me. Oh, no! I can't even say it. H-I-R-P-E-E-S.