Character Analysis
Donna Newton
Played by Amy Pietz
9 jokes across 4 episodes of The Office
1.3
9
6.5
6.3
Cringe/Discomfort
Donna delivers 9 scored jokes across 4 episodes of The Office, averaging 6.5 on craft and 6.3 on impact for a career WAR of 1.3. Their comedy leans toward cringe/discomfort. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Donna Lines
Donna · Michael:You were right. About what? You were right.
Dwight · Donna:Hey, you know an exercise for two people That uses the whole body? / Yeah, I think I know what you're talking about. / Tractor pulling.
Donna · Michael:Who took the photo? / Ryan.
Michael · Donna:How do you know? Pam told me. Did she see me?
Michael · Donna:I have a disease for which there is no known cure that has been sexually transmitted to me. Oh, no! I can't even say it. H-I-R-P-E-E-S.
All Jokes — 11 total
Michael · Donna:How do you know? Pam told me. Did she see me?
Donna · Pam:You look exactly alike. Oh, no, we're actually married. We're not brother and sister.
Donna · Michael:Who took the photo? / Ryan.
Donna:But I work in the nightlife industry. I get hit on all the time. In my 20s, it would have been annoying. In my late 20s, I find it really flattering.
Donna:I do find that offensive, actually.
Donna · Michael:You were right. / About what? / You were right. / I'm sorry. / No, no. No. / I'm sor-- / No.
Donna · Michael:You were right. About what? You were right.
Dwight · Donna:Hey, you know an exercise for two people That uses the whole body? / Yeah, I think I know what you're talking about. / Tractor pulling.
Donna:Well, you are boner-ific.
Michael · Donna:You're cheating on me. / How do you know? / Pam told me.
Michael · Donna:I have a disease for which there is no known cure that has been sexually transmitted to me. Oh, no! I can't even say it. H-I-R-P-E-E-S.