Character Analysis
Helene Beesly
Played by Linda Purl
9 jokes across 4 episodes of The Office
2
9
7.0
6.6
Cringe/Discomfort
Helene delivers 9 scored jokes across 4 episodes of The Office, averaging 7.0 on craft and 6.6 on impact for a career WAR of 2.0. Their comedy leans toward cringe/discomfort. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Helene Lines
A tiny thing. I locked her in the car. What? She's smiling. She's happy. Oh, my God.
Do I really want to go snowboarding? No. But I would like to if I wanted to.
I'm 58. What am I supposed to do now? Well, hobbies. Stop.
I think that for you to have come here even expecting that we could have a conversation like this shows how self-deluded you are. Michael, your memory has failed you greatly.
Love you. Love you as a friend.
All Jokes — 9 total
help me out with this one. Let's see, honey, you're six months pregnant, but you've only been married for 30 days, so what does that add up to?
Do I really want to go snowboarding? No. But I would like to if I wanted to.
You threw it in, I went back later, waded in, and I found it. That's amazing. It's not amazing at all. It's sort of weird that I went and did that.
Happy Birthday, I love you, Helene.' It's really nice, Michael. I think it sucks.
I'm 58. What am I supposed to do now? Well, hobbies. Stop.
Love you. Love you as a friend.
Who are you? I'm Michael. We dated for a while. I don't think so. Michael? Oh, hey! Dwight, would you take my grandmother for a walk while I talk to the real Helene?
I think that for you to have come here even expecting that we could have a conversation like this shows how self-deluded you are. Michael, your memory has failed you greatly.
A tiny thing. I locked her in the car. What? She's smiling. She's happy. Oh, my God.