The Search

Michael:Michael working on English character 'Reginald Poofter'

David Brent:David Brent's racist Chinese character 'Ping' - 'Herro! Herro!'

David Brent · Michael:'Comedy is a place where the mind goes to tickle itself' / 'That's what she said'

Andy:'Master of Ceremonies' Bernard correction

Ryan:Ryan's timeshare scam story leading to lonely Boise weekend

Michael:Michael's 'Nein, I'm Greek! My name is Mykonos' entrance

Michael:Mykonos based on Spiros 'who is more about the ladies'

Michael:'Thank you so much, Tuna Turner. You are simply the best.'

Jim:'I get super flexible when I'm nervous' with Jim stretching

Andy:'If the seminar was a meal, you'd be the amuse-bouche'

Andy:Andy admitting he's terrible at sales and this is the only job he's good at

Andy · Seminar attendee:Abandoned mineshafts business idea - 'big future in that, lots of mines in Scranton'

Seminar attendee:0.2 cents business model repeated for everything

Andy:'They're baby whales, which is even cuter'

Stanley:'We're no more a team than people staying in same hotel'

Michael:Holly's worst week including mono and first period in high school

Michael:'Too much information? That's what I thought. But here I am using it.'

Michael:'Mykonos ran away to join Italian circus' backstory

Erin:'Is JLP a word? I Jlp you!'

Erin:Gabe's horror movie choices vs Erin liking the 'perfect family' parts

Oscar:'It means you're playing someone who's going to destroy you'

Erin · Oscar:Erin stuck on cow words - moo, milk, mood, moon - 'cow jumped over the moon'

Kevin:Kevin as Jim in alternate timeline where Jim never met Pam

Ryan:Ryan's commitment paralysis - won't commit to doing or not doing

Ryan:'And if I flake, I flake'

Andy:'My name's Andy Bernard, but you can call me The Nard Dog'

Kevin:Kevin's speech timing - long awkward pause counting '4, 5'

Kevin:Kevin's motivational speech: 'Dream big... And then double it!'

Kevin:Kevin's winner visualization ending with 'Get out of the way'

Kelly · Ryan:Kelly crashing Ryan's introduction as 'the business bitch'

Kelly:Kelly's multiple 'bitch' brands - business, diet, shopping, etiquette

Professor Powell · Kelly:Professor on speakerphone: 'Why?' when Kelly explains he's on speaker

Professor Powell:Professor reluctantly giving business advice: 'know your market... fiscal discipline'

Erin:'That brilliant little bitch' - Erin about Kelly

Erin:Erin's aggressive Scrabble coaching - 'Put the Q there!' 'Sorry I yelled'

Gabe:'I like the musical Grease, or as we call it, home'

Michael:'Greekaccino - very strong coffee with milk from a goat'

Michael:'It's a miracle. She can talk. No more brain damage!'

Creed:Creed's Loch Ness Monster business plan speech

Creed:'So I have one question, why are you here?'

Gabe · Erin:Gabe's horror movie 'Suspiria' vs Erin's 'Wall-E where all boundaries of color are pushed'

Oscar:Oscar's Slumdog Millionaire theory about Erin's Scrabble success

Seminar attendee · Andy:Real business owner seeking 'manageable growth' advice

Jim:Jim's pep talk: 'They're a bunch of jackals... You did this. Bring it home.'

Oscar:'I will have apoplexy if you lose. Apoplexy is what I will have.'

Erin:'I played ape' - Erin's winning word

Jim · Dwight:Jim's childhood reading group story - blue group vs green group

Jim:'My mom thinks you're too dumb to hang out with'

Andy:Andy's aggressive closing followed by immediate politeness

Tom:'Must be a front for some kind of famous laboratory. 'Cause you're so smart.'

Tom:'Where's your jetpack, Zuckerberg?'

Andy:'I guess when you looked in me, you forgot about my balls. They're on the outside.'

Michael · Holly:Michael calling Holly 'Necropolis' and asking for kiss

Gabe:Gabe's 'Hardware' as Wall-E compromise - 'killer combat robot the government invented to destroy humans'

Erin:'There's a Shrek 2?' - Erin's amazement