Isabel Poreba

Dwight · Michael · Isabel:Dwight worrying about Mose having to geld horses alone. Michael: 'Dwight, shut up about the farm. It's not relatable. Nobody owns a farm.' Isabel: 'Wait, you're worried about your horses? That's cool. How many horses do you have?'

Dwight · Isabel:Dwight talking head morning after: Michael ate 'a whole bunch of sunflower seeds' after Dwight fell asleep — but then: 'I wouldn't want to take you away from Pam on the morning of her wedding. She needs you, Isabel.'

Dwight · Isabel:Dwight arrives at Jim and Pam's house to find mold — he's done new cabinets, moved the fridge to the backyard. Isabel: 'All I did was bring macaroni and cheese.' Dwight: 'Where's the fridge?' 'Oh, it's in the backyard. I'll take this.'

Pam · Isabel · Jim:Wrong baby: Isabel is holding a baby she's incorrectly identified as Cecelia Halpert. Pam: 'Wrong baby. This is not our baby!'

Isabel · Dwight:Isabel invites herself for a teeth cleaning from Dwight: 'Listen, I know that I'm an adult, but maybe I could come by sometime for a teeth cleaning? Just for fun.' Dwight: 'Well, adults are supposed to go to the dentist, too.' Isabel: 'Are they, now? How some people spend their money, right?'

Dwight · Isabel:Dwight's smooth opener to Isabel: 'Well, well, well. If it isn't Isabel.' Isabel: 'What's a girl like you doing in a place like this?' Dwight: 'A girl like me is why a guy like you comes to a place like this.' Dwight: 'Ooh. I love repartee.'

Dwight · Isabel:Dwight: 'I didn't think you could teach ESL. I thought that was something you were born with.' / Isabel: 'What am I thinking right now?' / Dwight: 'Are you thinking that I said ESP?' / Isabel: 'Yes.' / Dwight: 'I feel like an idiot. Awesome.'

Dwight · Isabel:Dwight's rapid-fire interrogation of Isabel: blood type, number of brothers, military service in family, dietary habits — all delivered as if screening for a mate

Michael · Isabel:Michael interviewing Isabel like a job candidate: 'Any brothers or sisters?' / '...Vegetarian?' / 'What's your blood type?' / 'O negative. Universal donor.'

Angela · Isabel:Angela, to Isabel: 'Dwight recently entered into a contract with me, establishing intent to conceive and raise a child with me. Did he not tell you that?'

Isabel · Dwight:Isabel says to Dwight: 'You are an impressive specimen.' Dwight: 'Thank you.'